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Originally posted by schakuhr
We all hang out with your mother... hasn't she told you?
You mean hang out with in the same sense people use party.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
You mean hang out with in the same sense people use party.
No, yes, well, something like that.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Geez I didn't think he'd actually post it.

Talk about guilible.
It's gullible you tit.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
It's [b]gullible you tit.[/b]
Your lyke the wite hed on the zit witch iz this thred.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Your lyke the wite hed on the zit witch iz this thred.
Better not squeeze me, then.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Better not squeeze me, then.
Why? I heard they go away if you do...

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Originally posted by Patrick97
Check this guy out, is he gone mad or something?He sent me this message:


No one understands me. My parents gave me a horrible name, my dog doesn't even like me anymore. My classmates laugh at me. It's just too much. I can't go on. Chess has always been my one outlet, the one thing I was good at. And now it's not enough. I've got my rope and my ba ...[text shortened]... ead in the General forum in say 10 minutes? Thanks in advance because I'll be dead.

-Xanthos
BAH, hanging yourself is soooooooo gay! Might has well take a bottle of sleeping pills and call yer mommy, for cripes sake. I recommend for maximum effectiveness and manliness, a 12-gauge held about two inches from your forehead; it's messy, but 100% effective if you don't punk out. If you happen to have a samurai sword, hara-kiri is acceptable also, but it does require a friend to chop your head off when you are in your death throes. As you probably don't have any friends, Xanthos, this might be a problem.

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:'( You're all so mean to me :'(

I just noticed that the General forum was kind of dead and then Patrick67 or whatever PMed me. I put two and two together and got fake suicide.

I regret not letting this get to two pages before pulling the plug.

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Originally posted by no1marauder
BAH, hanging yourself is soooooooo gay! Might has well take a bottle of sleeping pills and call yer mommy, for cripes sake. I recommend for maximum effectiveness and manliness, a 12-gauge held about two inches from your forehead; it's messy, but 100% effective if you don't punk out. If you happen to have a samurai sword, hara-kiri is acceptable also, b ...[text shortened]... in your death throes. As you probably don't have any friends, Xanthos, this might be a problem.
I bet enemies would love to do the job, too, so friends are not really necessary.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
I just noticed that the General forum was kind of dead
It tried to commit suicide, but didn't succeed.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I bet enemies would love to do the job, too, so friends are not really necessary.
Sorry, but according to samurai tradition it has to be a trusted comrade in arms.

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Originally posted by no1marauder
Sorry, but according to samurai tradition it has to be a trusted comrade in arms.
Ah well, who cares about tradition?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Ah well, who cares about tradition?
If you don't care about tradition, you should go the 12 gauge route.

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Originally posted by no1marauder
If you don't care about tradition, you should go the 12 gauge route.
It was Xanthos who wanted to commit suicide, not me. And my head is already chopped off, as you can see. But thanks for the advice anyway.

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I predict someone will rec. this post.