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XXXX stole my bike

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I hope they crash and graze their elbows.

Damn!

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Has this thread been posted before?

Yup: Thread 132227 Thanks google.

Are you using strawberry laces as a bike chain or what?

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Originally posted by Trev33
Has this thread been posted before?

Yup: Thread 132227 Thanks google.

Are you using strawberry laces as a bike chain or what?
No this time I forgot to lock the bloody lock Trev. I left it down the side of my friend's house and got carried away with proceedings.

Damn and crap.

EDIT: PS first time bike lock was from LIDL so yeah, you could call it strawberry laces. They'e still bastards though.

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Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
No this time I forgot to lock the bloody lock Trev. I left it down the side of my friend's house and got carried away with proceedings.

Damn and crap.

EDIT: PS first time bike lock was from LIDL so yeah, you could call it strawberry laces. They'e still bastards though..
How much was the bike worth? Next time buy a really crappy bike that no one would want to steal.

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Originally posted by Trev33
How much was the bike worth? Next time buy a really crappy bike that no one would want to steal.
As crappy as crappy could be with the level of functionality that I require. £50 quid it was. People will nick anything if it is not nailed down, just for the sake of it; as a trophy; just to prove somethng to themselves and their peers. Tragic.


If you find them, bring them to me. πŸ™‚

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
If you find them, bring them to me. πŸ™‚
Bring them to Texas. We will string them up.
(Anybody got any string ?)

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Originally posted by caissad4
Bring them to Texas. We will string them up.
(Anybody got any string ?)
He probably has some strawberry laces left over.


Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
I hope they crash and graze their elbows.

Damn!
Jimmy, here you go pal. You need this bike. When you leave it, take the seat with you. If the thief tries to ride off with it, it automatically kicks their ass.

http://www.metzbicyclemuseum.com/Bike36a.html

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Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
As crappy as crappy could be with the level of functionality that I require. £50 quid it was. People will nick anything if it is not nailed down, just for the sake of it; as a trophy; just to prove somethng to themselves and their peers. Tragic.
You might find it in an alley within one mile of the scene of the theft. If you have a mind to wander down alleys...

EDIT: it's the sort of footwork 'Baker Street Irregulars' could be hired for less than 50 quid to take care of for you. That's assuming you have a foto of the bike.

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Its tragic, to steal a mans bicycle is the worst!

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Cripes I'v been censored. Never seen that one before 😡

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Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Cripes I'v been censored. Never seen that one before 😡
tis one of the most gentle censorings i've ever witnessed...

it's a new day...


Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Cripes I'v been censored. Never seen that one before 😡
XXXX Stole your title. πŸ˜›