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Originally posted by fiesta
the corries...nope and been in the hills once or twice...a bit too much like hard work and lots of ticks and creepy beasts, though,prefer going to beach which is near my house..its flatter and not as difficult to go running on.... btw..who are the corries
Ye dinny ken the Corries????

"Oh flower of Scotland,
When will we see yer likes again,
That fought and died for,
Yer wee bit hill and glenn...."


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Originally posted by shavixmir
Ye dinny ken the Corries????

"Oh flower of Scotland,
When will we see yer likes again,
That fought and died for,
Yer wee bit hill and glenn...."


sshhhh I am in incomer.... only lived here for the last 13 years... so if I am being honest I am from a town called Accrington in Lancashire ..which is Coronation country... Manchester way

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Originally posted by fiesta
sshhhh I am in incomer.... only lived here for the last 13 years... so if I am being honest I am from a town called Accrington in Lancashire ..which is Coronation country... Manchester way
Manchester is alright, yeah.

Try to get hold of the "Live in Scotland" albums by the Corries. If you're into folk at all, that is. They're dead good!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Manchester is alright, yeah.

Try to get hold of the "Live in Scotland" albums by the Corries. If you're into folk at all, that is. They're dead good!
speaking of festivals...glastonbury is on all this weekend and the proclaimers are doing a set down there,..... they are ace..

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I don't know if he'll play it. I saw him at a jazz festival a few years ago and he only sang crap.

Anyways...I want a bum wiper.
I'm sick of having to wipe my own bloody bum. It's unfair.
I never see amoebes wiping their bums (to be quite Frank, or John, or William, I've never actually seen an amoebe either), I don't see giraffes wiping their ...[text shortened]... someone to wipe my bum whenever I want it bloody well wiped.

So there.

Where's ma wine?
You don't need a bum wiper - what you need is a BIDET. once you're finished, you just press a button and get a jet of bracingly cold hygenically clean H2O up your crack. The best way to get a bidet is to convert to Islam - other benefits include being able to go to Mecca Disneyland and being able to sleep with four women on the same day without cheating on any of them...

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BIDETS?????

MA BLOODY WINE IS FINISHED!!!

Well, okay...my house mate's wine is finished.....

A million curses....what am I to do? Steal her whisky?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Elvis Costello is playing...
So why go?

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Originally posted by Bowmann
So why go?
Classic!

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aaarrrgggghhhhh....

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Get the Ferry to Glastonbury... are the Wurzels playing? We'll all come.