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A standard lapdance is typically about $20. Alternatively, you can pay $100 (or more) for the "champagne room". Is the champagne room really worth the extra money?

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Originally posted by rbmorris
A standard lapdance is typically about $20. Alternatively, you can pay $100 (or more) for the "champagne room". Is the champagne room really worth the extra money?
Is that the one where they pee on you?

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Originally posted by rbmorris
A standard lapdance is typically about $20. Alternatively, you can pay $100 (or more) for the "champagne room". Is the champagne room really worth the extra money?
Not at all. Oil cream for soft skin and Private Castings with
Pierre Woodman is way cheaper and it does the trick...
perhaps even better 😉

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Originally posted by darvlay
Is that the one where they pee on you?
If so, $100 is a bargain.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
If so, $100 is a bargain.
I'd pee on anyone for $50 flat. No questions asked.

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Originally posted by darvlay
I'd pee on anyone for $50 flat. No questions asked.
I'll PM you my address and phone number.

Edit. Canadian or US dollars?

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Originally posted by Seitse
I'll PM you my address and phone number.

Edit. Canadian or US dollars?
I'm not pissing on my phone. In an envelope can be arranged.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
A standard lapdance is typically about $20. Alternatively, you can pay $100 (or more) for the "champagne room". Is the champagne room really worth the extra money?
It depends on where you go. $100.00 room might get you that relief you are looking for at 40% of the clubs in my area.😉
If you go into any $300.00 rooms, you will definitely get the relief your looking for.😲

Edit: for $150.00 and up you could just make a phone call then go to a hotel and get relief.

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Originally posted by IM14u2NV
It depends on where you go. $100.00 room might get you that relief you are looking for at 40% of the clubs in my area.😉
If you go into any $300.00 rooms, you will definitely get the relief your looking for.😲
Gee, that'sexpensive... go to Tijuana.

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Originally posted by IM14u2NV
It depends on where you go. $100.00 room might get you that relief you are looking for at 40% of the clubs in my area.😉
If you go into any $300.00 rooms, you will definitely get the relief your looking for.😲
For $300, it better be Princess Di jerking me off.

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Originally posted by darvlay
For $300, it better be Princess Di jerking me off.
Just undiggin' the hole and opening the coffin will cost 10 times that

Edit. Did you say Lady D?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Just undiggin' the hole and opening the coffin will cost 10 times that

Edit. Did you say Lady D?
We'd better stop here, Doc.

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Originally posted by darvlay
We'd better stop here, Doc.
Getting too nasty? Apologies 😳

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Originally posted by rbmorris
A standard lapdance is typically about $20. Alternatively, you can pay $100 (or more) for the "champagne room". Is the champagne room really worth the extra money?
"There is no sex in the champagne room. I repeat, there is no sex in the champagne room." Chris Rock

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Originally posted by kirksey957
"There is no sex in the champagne room. I repeat, there is no sex in the champagne room." Chris Rock
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