Yet Another Laptop Problem

Originally posted by sasquatch672
One night last week in my hotel, I was bored. Playing a game of solitaire "I Spy", I spotted my laptop. I tossed it on the floor, and started jumping up and down on it. I heard several crunching sounds and several pieces fell off. Now it won't work. How can I fix it?

Hmmmm.... sounds like a software problem! Maybe it's got a virus 😲

Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Hmmmm.... sounds like a software problem! Maybe it's got a virus 😲

A quick RahimK type reformat and it'll be good as new in no time.

Originally posted by sasquatch672
One night last week in my hotel, I was bored. Playing a game of solitaire "I Spy", I spotted my laptop. I tossed it on the floor, and started jumping up and down on it. I heard several crunching sounds and several pieces fell off. Now it won't work. How can I fix it?

Use sellotape.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Use sellotape.

Real men use gaffer tape when botching a fix on broken items.

Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Real men use gaffer tape when botching a fix on broken items.

Are you suggesting that sasquatch is a real man?

Originally posted by Nordlys
Are you suggesting that sasquatch is a real man?

b... b... but I invited him for a pint and he said yes :'(