1.You produce a R100 note instead of your driver's license when stopped by a traffic cop.
2.You can do your monthly shopping on the pavement.
3.You have to hire a security guard whenever you park your car.
4.You can count the national football team's goals with no fingers.
5.To get free electricity you have to pay a connection fee of R750-00.
6.Hijacking cars is a profession.
7.Crapping in a garden can win you R1-million.(Big Brother)
8.You can pay your tuition fees by holding up a sign at a traffic light.
9.The petrol in your tank may be worth more than your car.
10.Your car costs twice as much as your house.
11.People have the most wonderful names:Christmas,Goodwill,Pretty,Wednesday,Blessing,Brilliant,Gift,Prudence,Princess,Lucky,Patience,Innocent,Welcome and Happiness.
12.Now can mean anything from a second to a year.
13.Travelling at 120km/h you are the slowest vehicle on the freeway(Including trucks)
14.A bullettrain are being developed but we cant fix potholes.
15.You paint your car's registration number on the roof.
16.Half your mail is guarenteed to reach its destination.
17.You have to take your own linen if you are admitted to a government hospital.
18.You dial a toll free number and no one answers.
19.You have to prove that you dont need a loan in order to get one.
20.A criminal record is not required to get yourself a good job in government,but it is a damn good start.
21.Prisoners go on strike.
22.Robert Mugabe is a hero.
23.Your president believes the HIV virus does not cause aids.
24.The Health Minister supports his view.
25.You can kill someone and get out of jail within a year or less.
Rate of exchange- R1.00 = $8.00
Anyone live in a country similar to ours?
Originally posted by Dr. BrainWe have compulsory education....:}
1.You produce a R100 note instead of your driver's license when stopped by a traffic cop.
2.You can do your monthly shopping on the pavement.
3.You have to hire a security guard whenever you park your car.
4.You can count the national football team's goals with no fingers.
5.To get free electricity you have to pay a connection fee of R750-00. ...[text shortened]... f exchange- R1.00 = $8.00
Anyone live in a country similar to ours?
Olav