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you know your a redneck when....

you know your a redneck when....

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London

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27 Jan 05
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the halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife
you bring your dog to work with you
you have five cars that are immobile and a car that isn't
the value of your truck depends on how much gas is in it
your family tree doesn't fork
you mums lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle
your parrot has learned the phrase " open up! police!"
when your penknife has been refered to as "exhibit A"
your wife has a beer belly....and you find it attractive
you've got a special baseball cap for special occasions
a sign saying "say no to crack" reminds you to pull your trousers up
bikers back down from your mum
someone in your family has said "cum'n here an' lookit this afore i flush it"
the dog farts and you claim it
the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day
you can't marry your sweetheart cos there's a law aggin it
you dated your dads current wife in high school
you go to a family reunion to find a date
you think a volvo is part of a woman's anatomy
you think safe sex is a padded headboard on a waterbed
you were taught to put your underwear on yellow in front brown behind
your wifes best shoes have steel toe caps
you've ever used lard in bed
a tornado hits your house and makes $100,000 worth of improvements
you wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean
you take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

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fred

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Lazy Sod

Everywhere

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your porch roof once collapsed and killed 20 dogs
your belt buckle is bigger than your head
you once mowed the lawn and found a car
your uncle bought a new house, and you went around to help take off the wheels
you own a car that is immobile, and a house that is
your wife's hairdo once got destroyed by a ceiling fan

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Wayward Soul

Your Blackened Sky

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Originally posted by Alcra
your porch roof once collapsed and killed 20 dogs
your belt buckle is bigger than your head
you once mowed the lawn and found a car
your uncle bought a new house, and you went around to help take off the wheels
you own a car that is immobile, and a house that is
your wife's hairdo once got destroyed by a ceiling fan
whoa! that's trailer trash, not rednecks!

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