You Know You're Addicted To RHP When....

turtlex

Picard Is My Captain

General

23 Feb 05 18:28

elvendreamgirl

Joined: 03 Dec 03
Moves: 25735

24 Feb 05 20:51

when you lie there at 3 am, thinking thinking, maybe I should get up and check rhp, after all, it is 9 am in the UK, so I should have several moves by now............

PBE6

Bananarama

False berry

Joined: 14 Feb 04
Moves: 28719

24 Feb 05 20:54

You know you're addicted to RHP when you start putting "R"HP sauce on your steak & eggs. And then you kill someone because they don't play chess.

PBE6

Bananarama

False berry

Joined: 14 Feb 04
Moves: 28719

24 Feb 05 20:56

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
when you lie there at 3 am, thinking thinking, maybe I should get up and check rhp, after all, it is 9 am in the UK, so I should have several moves by now............

You know you're addicted to RHP when you lie awake at 3 am, thinking maybe I should get up and see if elvendreamgirl is into me yet, after all, it is 9 am in the UK, and I've put on the moves several times now...
😳

PBE6

Bananarama

False berry

Joined: 14 Feb 04
Moves: 28719

24 Feb 05 20:58

You know you're addicted to RHP when you turn your own mother into a streetwalker to pay the $20 subscription fee.

PBE6

Bananarama

False berry

Joined: 14 Feb 04
Moves: 28719

24 Feb 05 20:59

You know you're addicted to RHP when you get a chessboard-shaped tan on your face from staring at the monitor.

PBE6

Bananarama

False berry

Joined: 14 Feb 04
Moves: 28719

24 Feb 05 21:00

Originally posted by PBE6
You know you're addicted to RHP when you get a chessboard-shaped tan on your face from staring at the monitor.

You know you're addicted to RHP when you get a shavixmir shaped tan from reading one of his (often hilarious) posts.

PBE6

Bananarama

False berry

Joined: 14 Feb 04
Moves: 28719

24 Feb 05 21:01

You know you're addicted to RHP if you're reading this post, because you should have been bored to tears about 3 posts ago. Honestly, where am I going with these? Can you say "amateur hour"?

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Keep quiet, you rat-soup eating peanut gallerias.

rhb

Ginger Scum

Paranoia

Joined: 23 Sep 03
Moves: 15902

24 Feb 05 21:02

...when you keep checking this thread to tick off the numerous adiction symptoms.

PBE6

Bananarama

False berry

Joined: 14 Feb 04
Moves: 28719

24 Feb 05 21:02

You know you're addicted to RHP when you ...

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AAARRRrrrrggghhh.......!

elvendreamgirl

Joined: 03 Dec 03
Moves: 25735

24 Feb 05 21:05

when your friends and family stage and intervention and send you to chess rehab......

When you and your fiance are thinking about getting married online at rhp!!!!!!!

PBE6

Bananarama

False berry

Joined: 14 Feb 04
Moves: 28719

24 Feb 05 21:06

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
when your friends and family stage and intervention and send you to chess rehab......

When you and your fiance are thinking about getting married online at rhp!!!!!!!

Say it ain't so, elvendreamgirl. It's not even 9 in the UK yet!!!

elvendreamgirl

Joined: 03 Dec 03
Moves: 25735

24 Feb 05 21:09

Originally posted by PBE6
Say it ain't so, elvendreamgirl. It's not even 9 in the UK yet!!!

Awwwwww. I met him in Yahoo chess, but we soon migrated to rhp. :-)

PBE6

Bananarama

False berry

Joined: 14 Feb 04
Moves: 28719

24 Feb 05 21:16

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Awwwwww. I met him in Yahoo chess, but we soon migrated to rhp. :-)

I met him in Yahoo chess too, but you don't see me migrating with him.

I'm twice the character he is. Search your feelings - you know it to be true.

bloodyboy

i do not know

Joined: 06 Feb 05
Moves: 7901

24 Feb 05 21:22

when you check the phone booths for change or in the couch so that you can pay for the subcirber fee.

elvendreamgirl

Joined: 03 Dec 03
Moves: 25735

24 Feb 05 21:35

Originally posted by PBE6
I met him in Yahoo chess too, but you don't see me migrating with him.

I'm twice the character he is. Search your feelings - you know it to be true.

You are too late! I am in love forver and ever!