You should throw a beer/chess party and include...

...Some chess playing ladies who find it too hot out and wear the bare minimum of clothing. All chess playing ladies are hot to begin with, the lack of clothing is a bonus. Maybe some Combichrist techno in the background. Two kegs or more and two strong men(me being one of them) ready and willing to help our party-goers do some keg stands.(If you don't know what that is, don't come) We would also need a great grill man to man the BBQ. Maybe have some more chess playing ladies. Plenty of lighting for the hardcore players who like to play drunk well into the night. A home-made dance floor so I can cut a lil rug. Body paint, trust me, when it starts, you'll like it. A BANANA SLIDE!! Some hair clippers for those who pass out...what else?

Are "you" the right man/lady for the job?

Originally posted by gorookyourself

...Some chess playing ladies who find it too hot out and wear the bare minimum of clothing. All chess playing ladies are hot to begin with, the lack of clothing is a bonus. Maybe some Combichrist techno in the background. Two kegs or more and two strong men(me being one of them) ready and willing to help our party-goers do some keg stands.(If you don't hair clippers for those who pass out...what else?

Are "you" the right man/lady for the job?

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]"Plenty of lighting for the hardcore players who like to play drunk well into the night."


Play blind (folded). Save the expense of extra lighting for another keg.


😉[/b]

Originally posted by gorookyourself

If someone had the place for this the beer cost wouldn't be an issue.
Looks like you volunteer for the position?

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
"Great grill man" at your sevice of course.

...some cigars and texas hold'em, for real money of course. $50 buy in, winner take all.

Originally posted by gorookyourself
You better know how to grill Lobsters or yer ass is mine.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Maine Lobster with a secret lemon basil sauce my specialty. Steamed claws

with drawn butter always served earlier as one of the teaser appetizers.

Originally posted by gorookyourself

Is your avatar the U.S.S. Constitution?
If so, I was on that bad boy this summer. Got me some pics of me behind some cannons...elaborating my "size"...funny if you were there.

Originally posted by gorookyourself
...Some chess playing ladies who find it too hot out and wear the bare minimum of clothing. All chess playing ladies are hot to begin with, the lack of clothing is a bonus. Maybe some Combichrist techno in the background. Two kegs or more and two strong men(me being one of them) ready and willing to help our party-goers do some keg stands.(If you don' ...[text shortened]... r clippers for those who pass out...what else?

Are "you" the right man/lady for the job?

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Yes. Of course I was there that day in the sun. Don't you remember saying,

"GB, I thought you were an old guy" and me saying, "GR, and I thought you

were a young guy"? And we went to P.F. Chang's China Bistro that evening.



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Originally posted by Busygirl
It must be hard to do a keg stand with a broken arm. 😛

Originally posted by gorookyourself
...Some chess playing ladies who find it too hot out and wear the bare minimum of clothing. All chess playing ladies are hot to begin with, the lack of clothing is a bonus. Maybe some Combichrist techno in the background. Two kegs or more and two strong men(me being one of them) ready and willing to help our party-goers do some keg stands.(If you don' ...[text shortened]... r clippers for those who pass out...what else?

Are "you" the right man/lady for the job?

Originally posted by gorookyourself
My arms isn't broke anymore. 😕

Originally posted by divegeester
This is a great idea; let me know when you have it cooking.

In the meantime try: www.desperatedudeporn.com/categories/amature/nakedchesswives