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I've lost my passport.

Four days before I leave this hell hole of a continent...and I leave my bag somewhere in the Hague....

No passport. No visa. No bloody nothing!!!

I'll keep you updated. I'll know tomorrow at 14:00 if someone's handed it in. If not, I'll be up beaurocratic creek without a paddle!!!

Why did I have my passport in my bloody bag? Only God knows the answers to such questions, my darlings.


I'm off to get drunk and kill myself.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I've lost my passport.

Four days before I leave this hell hole of a continent...and I leave my bag somewhere in the Hague....

No passport. No visa. No bloody nothing!!!

I'll keep you updated. I'll know tomorrow at 14:00 if someone's handed it in. If not, I'll be up beaurocratic creek without a paddle!!!

Why did I have my passport in my bloody ...[text shortened]... ws the answers to such questions, my darlings.


I'm off to get drunk and kill myself.
I find it difficult not to laugh while you are clearly in such trouble.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I've lost my passport.

Four days before I leave this hell hole of a continent...and I leave my bag somewhere in the Hague....

No passport. No visa. No bloody nothing!!!

I'll keep you updated. I'll know tomorrow at 14:00 if someone's handed it in. If not, I'll be up beaurocratic creek without a paddle!!!

Why did I have my passport in my bloody ...[text shortened]... ws the answers to such questions, my darlings.


I'm off to get drunk and kill myself.
I find it rather refreshing that you will be unable to leave ๐Ÿ™‚

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India has thousands of gods. Apparently if they all work together, they can keep you out of their country.

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Originally posted by shavixmir

I'm off to get drunk and kill myself.
yes! everything comes with a reason...

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I've lost my passport.

Four days before I leave this hell hole of a continent...and I leave my bag somewhere in the Hague....

No passport. No visa. No bloody nothing!!!

I'll keep you updated. I'll know tomorrow at 14:00 if someone's handed it in. If not, I'll be up beaurocratic creek without a paddle!!!

Why did I have my passport in my bloody ...[text shortened]... ws the answers to such questions, my darlings.


I'm off to get drunk and kill myself.
I lost my wallet and my class ring ๐Ÿ™.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I've lost my passport.
Now that's embarrassing.

Sorry, dude.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I've lost my passport.

Four days before I leave this hell hole of a continent...and I leave my bag somewhere in the Hague....

No passport. No visa. No bloody nothing!!!

I'll keep you updated. I'll know tomorrow at 14:00 if someone's handed it in. If not, I'll be up beaurocratic creek without a paddle!!!

Why did I have my passport in my bloody ...[text shortened]... ws the answers to such questions, my darlings.


I'm off to get drunk and kill myself.
oooooh maybe tonight I'll get a drunken phone call ๐Ÿ˜›

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I personally hope you find it and have a nice trip!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I've lost my passport.

Four days before I leave this hell hole of a continent...and I leave my bag somewhere in the Hague....

No passport. No visa. No bloody nothing!!!

I'll keep you updated. I'll know tomorrow at 14:00 if someone's handed it in. If not, I'll be up beaurocratic creek without a paddle!!!

Why did I have my passport in my bloody ...[text shortened]... ws the answers to such questions, my darlings.


I'm off to get drunk and kill myself.
Sorry dude,
dont kill yourself , get drunk and retrace your steps.
Use twelve steps in retracing.It is the twelve step method for drinking reecovery.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I've lost my passport.

Four days before I leave this hell hole of a continent...and I leave my bag somewhere in the Hague....

No passport. No visa. No bloody nothing!!!

I'll keep you updated. I'll know tomorrow at 14:00 if someone's handed it in. If not, I'll be up beaurocratic creek without a paddle!!!

Why did I have my passport in my bloody ...[text shortened]... ws the answers to such questions, my darlings.


I'm off to get drunk and kill myself.
Call me.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I've lost my passport.

Four days before I leave this hell hole of a continent...and I leave my bag somewhere in the Hague....

No passport. No visa. No bloody nothing!!!

I'll keep you updated. I'll know tomorrow at 14:00 if someone's handed it in. If not, I'll be up beaurocratic creek without a paddle!!!

Why did I have my passport in my bloody ...[text shortened]... ws the answers to such questions, my darlings.


I'm off to get drunk and kill myself.
I did exactly the same about 2 years ago.

In the end I had to drive to Wales (I live just outside London) just to get to a Passport Office that had a free appointment to issue me a new one.

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Originally posted by GeraldM
India has thousands of gods. Apparently if they all work together, they can keep you out of their country.
Oh no, that means he is staying around in my neighborhood? Maybe all Dutch gods can work together. There must be a powerfull Dutch god somewhere able to find that passport...

But no worry, shavixmir, I believe you can acquire a passport within one day. Costs will be 40 euro for a new one plus about 50 euro for the one day emergency cost covering or something.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I've lost my passport.

Four days before I leave this hell hole of a continent...and I leave my bag somewhere in the Hague....

No passport. No visa. No bloody nothing!!!

I'll keep you updated. I'll know tomorrow at 14:00 if someone's handed it in. If not, I'll be up beaurocratic creek without a paddle!!!

Why did I have my passport in my bloody ...[text shortened]... ws the answers to such questions, my darlings.


I'm off to get drunk and kill myself.
I thought you had already left. At least you are at home.
Think about losing your passport in INDIA.

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You'll all be glad to know that I found my bag lying in the "track and trail" shop in the Hague. It was sleeping peacefully between the toe-slippers.
The passport was still in it too.

It is now time to rejoice!