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Its 1am and I have nothing better to do. So the question is: if they made amovie of your life who would play you? also what genre, director, and what songs would be on the soundtrack?

For me my movie would probably star Devon Sawa(Idle Hands)

be a indie comedy Directed by Kevin Smith

the sountrack would have
1.Teenage Nagasonic Warhead by Monster Magnet
2. Freak by Silverchair
3.About A Girl by Nirvana
4.We're all on Drugs by Weezer
5.Ignition by The Offspring

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Originally posted by Canadaguy
Its 1am and I have nothing better to do. So the question is: if they made amovie of your life who would play you? also what genre, director, and what songs would be on the soundtrack?

For me my movie would probably star Devon Sawa(Idle Hands)

be a indie comedy Directed by Kevin Smith

the sountrack would have
1.Teenage Nagasonic Warhead by Monste ...[text shortened]... erchair
3.About A Girl by Nirvana
4.We're all on Drugs by Weezer
5.Ignition by The Offspring
Well.
I reckon Meatloaf would play me. But he'd have to be shaved bald and wear a dress. Alternativaly Marlon Brando could have played me, but he's dead.

I don't know who would direct it though. Certainly not Spielberg. I hate children in movies and it would just turn into a hack and slash affaire.

The genre would have to be "tragi-comedy". (unless there are kids invovled, as stated above).

Soundtrack:
- Theme to Superman, including the small song that comes after the opening song.
These would be the opening songs as I drive down a motorway at 200 km's an hour, windows open, drinking a can of diet coke.

- That chanting classical songs you always hear during horror films or films about satanic worshipping
This would be played any time a wild or domestic animal is looking at me.

- Murder in a red barn by Tom Waits
This would be played every time I'm finished killing whatever animal was looking at me.

- Venus in furs by the Velvet Underground
This would be played during the sex scenes of which there should be plenty. And yes. I would like Drool Barrymore, Kate Winslet and Miss Piggy to be my "Shavi" babes in the film as I seduce them one by one in a James Bond like style.

- Thunder road by Bruce Springsteen
At one point in the film I'll be leaving where ever I am and going some place better. That's when this song gets played.

- A sort of home coming by U2
Eventually when I realise that every place is the same and the world is ruled by nitwits and people everywhere are as stupid as a sack full of arse holes, I'll return to my friends to die. That's when this song gets played.

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For me it would be a satirical/comedy (Life aquatic style, but with a bit more silly humor)
Director: Bill Murray/Steve Martin
Actor for me: Luke Wilson
Actor for g/f: marissa Tomei
Soundtrack: "52-50" OAR "Who's got the herb" 311 "All Jakked up" Gretchen Wilson .......more to come as i think of them..

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Playing me: Me
Playing the love interest: Adriana Lima
Directed by: Me
Music by: Radiohead
Genre: Hardcore Porn with a philosophy subtext.

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Genre: Tragedy
Starring: A nobody as me alternatively Tom Cruise as in Collateral only younger
Director:The guy who did American Beauty or the Fight Club director.
Music: American Beauty, Bittersweet of Apocalyptica or In Extremo
Queen: Nobody looks alike
RHP Nerds played by: the RHP nerds !

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Genre: Documentary. Nothing would really happen.
Starring: Me and my buddies.
Director: Marc Singer
Music: Dj Shadow, UNKLE, David Holmes.

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Genre: Japanses Animation
Starring: Charicatures of me, my buddies, and my cat (as a talking cat).
Director: Hayao Miyazaki
Music: Unknown Japanese tunes.