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21 Dec 09
…oh yeah...?? I bet it is when I'm paying a premium rate to call your pathetically useless hotline of incoherent pidgin retardomites to sort out your mistake and you keep me hanging on for 20 minutes whilst attempting to hypnotise me into visiting your crappy website www.[removed].com where I find all sorts of wondrous thigh-licking benefits. I loath your very existence and despise myself for believing your fairytale advertising - I would rather spend 2010 wiping Osama Bin Laden's ass than give you more of my hard earned cash.
...and that is all I have to say about that.
21 Dec 09
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Originally posted by divegeesterI think you should phone The Samaritans.
…oh yeah...?? I bet it is when I'm paying a premium rate to call your pathetically useless hotline of incoherent pidgin retardomites to sort out your mistake and you keep me hanging on for 20 minutes whilst attempting to hypnotise me into visiting your crappy website www.[removed].com where I find all sorts of wondrous thigh-licking benefits. ss than give you more of my hard earned cash.
...and that is all I have to say about that.
Originally posted by divegeesterRuss still isn't picking up, eh?
…oh yeah...?? I bet it is when I'm paying a premium rate to call your pathetically useless hotline of incoherent pidgin retardomites to sort out your mistake and you keep me hanging on for 20 minutes whilst attempting to hypnotise me into visiting your crappy website www.[removed].com where I find all sorts of wondrous thigh-licking benefits. ss than give you more of my hard earned cash.
...and that is all I have to say about that.
22 Dec 09
Originally posted by rbmorris"...we are experiencing a higher than usual call volumes from our population of completely satisfied customers who are anxiously calling in to tell us how fabulous we are, so your call make take longer than the usual 4 days to be answered. You are moving forward in the queue but please be assured that as soon as you get to number 2 or 3 we will disconnect you without warning or, if you are lucky enough to get through to one of our Calcutta based semi-English speaking morons, they will probably transfer you, without discussion, to some random git elsewhere in our business who is specially trained at being completely incomprehensible and rude ...thank you for holding your call is important to us…
Russ still isn't picking up, eh?
22 Dec 09
Originally posted by divegeesterSo why does your mom put you on hold?
"...we are experiencing a higher than usual call volumes from our population of completely satisfied customers who are anxiously calling in to tell us how fabulous we are, so your call make take longer than the usual 4 days to be answered. You are moving forward in the queue but please be assured that as soon as you get to number 2 or 3 we will disconn ...[text shortened]... ing completely incomprehensible and rude ...thank you for holding your call is important to us…
22 Dec 09
Originally posted by SeitseLOL, this thread stems from my recent experience with a number of "premium" service providers. AOL broadband being the most recent.
How ironic, I am in the middle of a conference call with our company's
Bombay-based data capturing subsidiary. They're all on speaker and I
just cannot comprehend what they say.
After some minutes I decided to give up, let them speak, and come to
RHP to read posts and make moves.
😞
22 Dec 09
Originally posted by divegeesterDon't hold out. Which company was that?
…oh yeah...?? I bet it is when I'm paying a premium rate to call your pathetically useless hotline of incoherent pidgin retardomites to sort out your mistake and you keep me hanging on for 20 minutes whilst attempting to hypnotise me into visiting your crappy website www.[removed].com where I find all sorts of wondrous thigh-licking benefits. I loath ...[text shortened]... ss than give you more of my hard earned cash.
...and that is all I have to say about that.
22 Dec 09
Originally posted by Ice ColdLULZ
Thanks your for calling technical support, My names is Jaswant, how may I help youd?
I cannot help laughing every time because I always picture in my head
when I go to my favorite Indian restaurant in town and the waiter greets
me with 'todays we have chick-n coory' 🙂