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Your conscience’s 3 point CV

Your conscience’s 3 point CV

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What would a brief and brutally honest 3 point CV say of you if it was written by your conscience? I.e. completely true.

One of mine could be:

1. fundamentally lazy, but excellent at procrastination of undesirable tasks
2. overthinks and worries a lot especially when stressed, subsequently prone to addictive behaviours and poor outcomes
3. quite intelligent but often hamstrung by point 1 and sometimes point 2


@diver said
What would a brief and brutally honest 3 point CV say of you if it was written by your conscience? I.e. completely true.

One of mine could be:

1. fundamentally lazy, but excellent at procrastination of undesirable tasks
2. overthinks and worries a lot especially when stressed, subsequently prone to addictive behaviours and poor outcomes
3. quite intelligent but often hamstrung by point 1 and sometimes point 2
1: obsession with “never put off till tomorrow…”
2: always wanting to be “on time”, for everything.
3: Lima beans 🤢


@diver said
What would a brief and brutally honest 3 point CV say of you
1) creates chaos with undefined goals
2) abandons all projects when 84% completed
3) wants compensation for destruction
4) utter disdain for the rules


@rookie54 said
1) creates chaos with undefined goals
2) abandons all projects when 84% completed
3) wants compensation for destruction
4) utter disdain for the rules
Holy Hand Grenade!

3 points shall be the number, 3.
Not 2, not 4.
And 5 is right out!

Signed
The Knights Who Say “Ni”


@diver said
Holy Hand Grenade!

3 points shall be the number, 3.
Not 2, not 4.
And 5 is right out!

Signed
The Knights Who Say “Ni”
https://youtu.be/SNTzOBKs1bA
Gotta luv Python.👍🥰


@diver said
What would a brief and brutally honest 3 point CV say of you if it was written by your conscience? I.e. completely true.

One of mine could be:

1. fundamentally lazy, but excellent at procrastination of undesirable tasks
2. overthinks and worries a lot especially when stressed, subsequently prone to addictive behaviours and poor outcomes
3. quite intelligent but often hamstrung by point 1 and sometimes point 2
1. smoke too much
2. drink too much
3. swear too much


1. Likes to be in control of everything and everyone.
2. Would jump in a river to save a random dog, but maybe not a random human.
3. Rarely forgives, but fiercely loyal.


@diver said
What would a brief and brutally honest 3 point CV say of you if it was written by your conscience? I.e. completely true.

One of mine could be:

1. fundamentally lazy, but excellent at procrastination of undesirable tasks
2. overthinks and worries a lot especially when stressed, subsequently prone to addictive behaviours and poor outcomes
3. quite intelligent but often hamstrung by point 1 and sometimes point 2
1. Fundamentally lazy but has made progress in combating procrastination.

2. Average intelligence but grew up listening to his family tell him how stupid he is. He reads books and focuses on chess as a way to compensate for his feelings of intellectual inferiority.

3. Obsesses over an item he wants to own, only to discover once he buys it, he didn't need it to begin with.

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@diver said
What would a brief and brutally honest 3 point CV say of you if it was written by your conscience? I.e. completely true.

One of mine could be:

1. fundamentally lazy, but excellent at procrastination of undesirable tasks
2. overthinks and worries a lot especially when stressed, subsequently prone to addictive behaviours and poor outcomes
3. quite intelligent but often hamstrung by point 1 and sometimes point 2
Great thread.

I'd contribute but I just recently beat my conscience into submission and am not yet ready for full-contact public confession.


Easily entertained, positive mind
No sophisticated computers, earlier models will do just as well - cheap that way
No need for long lunchbreaks, take-away is fine and saves time - cheap that way


1. Rejects commitment
2. Procrastination king
3. Eats too much chocolate


@Torunn said
Easily entertained, positive mind
No sophisticated computers, earlier models will do just as well - cheap that way
No need for long lunchbreaks, take-away is fine and saves time - cheap that way
Add bad at numbering lists.

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@A-Unique-Nickname said
Add bad at numbering lists.
🙂


1. too fast - sometimes
2. too slow - sometimes
§. easily angered but fast to cool down.

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2. Mathematically challenged, but forging ahead.
1. What was the question?

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