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Originally posted by Bowmann
Pity they weren't caught.
.....whereas yours were and are still in the pound.

skeeter

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I found out that on my family tree,I'm the sap!😳 And my gay cousin,he's in the fruit section!

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Wanker.

(Childish, yet effective.)


Bowmann
Imitation is the best form of flattery.

skeeter

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Originally posted by skeeter
Imitation is the best form of flattery.

skeeter
It isn't the best. Plonker.

Also, note how I improved on the "original".

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My uncle owned a traveling museum (may have been a library, not sure) (semi-truck). After that he went to Russia. He moved back to the states a year or 2 ago (Sacramento). I guess he started to like his doctor who was from Ukraine. Now I guess he's thinking of moving back to the area he was before.

I stole his hat once.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
It isn't the best. Plonker.

Also, note how I improved on the "original".
What did you do. Place your mother in a better quality pound?

skeeter

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My relative Jack McCall shot Wild Bill Hickock in the back of the head. Also one of my uncles was a piano player in a whore house.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Pity they weren't caught.
Oh you are just mad because you found out that your Daddy jerked off on a rock and the sun hatched you.

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My great uncle Pete was a paratrooper in WWII. The night before D-Day and was machine gunned a half dozen times across the back during the jump. Amazingly, he survived, but the war was over for him. He became a devoted communist and eventually moved to Cuba to harvest sugar cane. My father was trying to get a security clearance during the Vietnam war and Pete's name came up. The spooks who process the clearances had a ton of questions for my father about how close he and Pete were, etc.

When my grandmother was three years old the largest and most destructive tornado ever recorded demolished her hometown. She, didn't make it. Now that is an interesting story.

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Originally posted by skeeter
What did you do. Place your mother in a better quality pound?

skeeter
I believe the reference was to:

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

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Originally posted by GeraldM
When my grandmother was three years old the largest and most destructive tornado ever recorded demolished her hometown. She, didn't make it. Now that is an interesting story.
Amazing what modern science can do....

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Part of the story about my grandmother is true. I do, in fact, have a grandmother.

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http://www.cyberhymnal.org/bio/w/a/t/watts_i.htm

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Originally posted by The Plumber
I believe the reference was to:

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
No, I meant what I posted...."best form of flattery". ....ring ring - ring ring ....hang on a sec, be right back...ring ring (picks up)

"Hello, skeeter speaking"
"Yes...Yes...Yes, he's here. Yes......OK"

Hey Bowmann, this call is for you. It's the zoo - they're saying you've got the brains of an ass and he wants it back.