Originally posted by PocketKingsThe four cheese is good. So is the meatball and mozzerella. Basically anything other than ham and cheese and that mexican junk.
what is your favorite hot pocket or lean pocket? even they slowly kill you, they are good
sausage and pepperoni would be mine. i just had a couple 😞
Originally posted by PocketKingsLean pockets taste like dead monkey. And if your body doesn't like what it's eating, it will eventually reject the food. Then the organs start rejecting one another because maybe the right kidney would like it but the spleen is going crazy at even the sight of a lean pocket. Now the whole body is going crazy with fighting and what not until it's driven to spontanious combustion.
i actually like the ham and cheese also. but am i supposed to believe that i am doing my body good when i eat a lean pocket instead of a hot pocket?
I have just killed 2 birds with one stone, reasoning why lean pockets are a lie, and why spontanious combustion happens. No magnetic fields are involved as scientists think.