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In the past, I have been fairly on the serious side in the forums. I've spoken out on political issues, cultural ideals, and morality. It has been wonderful talking about important issues with people all across the world, but now I think it's time to throw some chaos in the mix. I think we need something that is as about the complete opposite of serious as it can get. After lots of thought, I've decided we need......a contest of Your Mamma lines! I shall begin with:

Your mamma is so fat, when she cut herself she bled marinara sauce!

Think you can beat that? All your mamma jokes are welcome (in fairly good taste, of course).

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I haven't visited the forums for serveral months, now I can see why.

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please don't take this as a typical example & shun the forums again. I think this was just a well intentioned attempt at some light hearted frivolity.
Stick around a little. There'll always be some tensions, some spammers (not meaning Omni), but there are some honest good debates, humourous threads... you may find you like it after all.
Wanna change the subject. What'll we talk about?

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Well, I for one was looking forward to that thread. (even though I have nothing to contribute)

Do we need a humor/humour forum?

-Russ

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Originally posted by belgianfreak
please don't take this as a typical example & shun the forums again. I think this was just a well intentioned attempt at some light hearted frivolity.
Stick around a little. There'll always be some tensions, some spammers (not meaning Omni), but there are some honest good debates, humourous threads... you may find you like it after all.
Wanna change the subject. What'll we talk about?
I agree with you bf. While "your momma" joke may not be for everybody, they are for somebody and thats why we call these things threads. If you dont like whats in one thread, tune into another. The minute we start judging the tastes of our members, censorship issues creep in and thats bad for us all. Forgive me for being so long-winded this morning but my opponents are not moving🙂

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Alright I've got a joke.


What do you do you when a bird ...craps on your windscreen?







Don't take her out again.









ok I'm done, at least i tried.

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Yo Mama's So Fat...when she turns round they throw a welcome back party...

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Okay...fine. Yo mama's so fat, scales in your house are forming a union.

Sorry.

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My many thanks to those who understand my good intent in here.


Yo mama's so hairy, I saw Sasquatch taking pictures of her.


😛