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i have concluded that the other end of the hose on zort boy's avatar is hooked up to his butt. do you think i am right ?

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Originally posted by reinfeld
i have concluded that the other end of the hose on zort boy's avatar is hooked up to his butt. do you think i am right ?
Why are you using your mum for an avatar?

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this is me without my makeup.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
this is me without my makeup.
Oi, how embarrassing on my part!~ You're a braver man than me.

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okay, i did lie a bit. i did fix my hair and i put on some mascara before i had the picture taken ( let me have a little vanity, eh ).

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Originally posted by reinfeld
okay, i did lie a bit. i did fix my hair and i put on some mascara before i had the picture taken ( let me have a little vanity, eh ).
I wish I had a bad picture of myself to use as an avatar as some sort of apology to you for my erroneous assumption.

Alas, I'm one of the beautiful people. Don't hate me for that.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I wish I had a bad picture of myself to use as an avatar as some sort of apology to you for my erroneous assumption.

Alas, I'm one of the beautiful people. Don't hate me for that.
Beam him up Scotty.

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If Zort Boy is indeed recycling his wastes this way, he should get some sort of environmental award for sure.

I can imagine his social life would be suffering, though.

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I hide my face with a mask because the sight of my beauty would send you all into a jealous rage.

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
I hide my face with a mask because the sight of my beauty would send you all into a jealous rage.
I hear ya... I've taken a LOT of guff from people just because I'm so purty.

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