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Originally posted by redbarons
I hear the creaking of a door.....opening
Are you a Friend of the Creaking Door... ? 🙁

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Originally posted by pawnpaw
Are you a Friend of the Creaking Door... ? 🙁
I am the creaking door...coo coo ca choo

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
I am the creaking door...coo coo ca choo
the creaking door is now ajar and in the jar is marmalade.oblah de oblah dah thread goes on yah

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Originally posted by redbarons
the creaking door is now ajar and in the jar is marmalade.oblah de oblah dah thread goes on yah
My door is made from tangerine trees and marmalade skies, you can only see them with kaleidoscope eyes.


Originally posted by cashthetrash
The object of this game is to be the last person to post when this thread finally closes which could be now. This would automatically make me the winner. Or it could be you. Which would give you the last and final word, unless your post mysteriously disappears.

This thread is doomed as you will witness first hand.
Starting this thread just offers further proof that you are a complete simpleton.


Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Starting this thread just offers further proof that you are a complete simpleton.
Thank you. I see you're still stumped.

Need any chess lessons?

Hand of Hecate
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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Starting this thread just offers further proof that you are a complete simpleton.
Sounds like sour grapes from an incomplete one. 😕


Originally posted by cashthetrash

Last moved 344 days 22 hours and 33 minutes ago
Miralax and prune juice 😕


Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Sounds like sour grapes from an incomplete one. 😕
Perhaps you are right. However, empirical evidence would suggest that Cashthetrash is a dolt. I struggle to find words adequate to describe the depths of his doltery. I suspect that, as a child, his parents filled his sandbox with ground up lead paint chips in which he played, frolicked and whiled away the day.


{burp}

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Perhaps you are right. However, empirical evidence would suggest that Cashthetrash is a dolt. I struggle to find words adequate to describe the depths of his doltery. I suspect that, as a child, his parents filled his sandbox with ground up lead paint chips in which he played, frolicked and whiled away the day.
You're just jealous because I had a sand box. I think I heard your mom calling. Run along so she can ignore you some more.

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
You're just jealous because I had a sand box. I think I heard your mom calling. Run along so she can ignore you some more.
Brilliant. A truly inspired retort.

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How do you play this game?
Am I winning now?


{crunch, crunch, gulp, burp}


Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Perhaps you are right. However, empirical evidence would suggest that Cashthetrash is a dolt. I struggle to find words adequate to describe the depths of his doltery. I suspect that, as a child, his parents filled his sandbox with ground up lead paint chips in which he played, frolicked and whiled away the day.
I'll have you know that he played in the litter box with the cats like a normal kid. 😕