Joe goes to court to try to get his name legally changed.
Judge: "You must have a good reason before I can grant your name change request. What is your name now?"
Joe: "Your Honor, my name is Joe Dumbass."
Judge: "Well I can see that you would want to change that. What do you want to change it to?"
Joe: I want to change it to Frank Dumbass. I'm so tired of people asking me, 'Hey Joe, what do you know?' "