Saying as everyone else is doing it.

I might aswell give it a go. Any chance you kind Americans will lend me 2k for a new car. Just that my old one is getting well old. And a new one would cheer me right up.

Whilst people are at it then could someone please sponsor my house. 75K should cover it, plus a couple of grand to replace the fence.

Cheers.

You guys should have no problem getting teh free money, since us chess players are known for two things: Having lotsa cash to spare, and being a DEVIL with teh ladies!

just post your name , address, and phone number here, and I'm sure somone will send something...

Mel B. Patsy's Gaff. 07789043256.

Doh. You have got that much cash. You cant be arsed to subscribe. Good one sunbeam.