I once asked Russ if I could change my username. I told him I was tired of people making fun of it.
"Well, what is it now?" he asked.
"Joe Dumbass", I replied.
"I can see that would be a problem" he said. "Sure, what do you want to change it to?"
"Frank Dumbass", I said. "I'm so tired of people saying. 'Hey Joe whata-you-know?'"