28 Oct '08 02:15>
Who here does what?? 😛
Originally posted by Ice ColdI hope this isn't a set-up for the terrible pun about the relative numbers of smokers and chewers and a fictional, moustachioed Chinese fellow.
Who here does what?? 😛
Originally posted by ChronicLeakyYou think that was terrible? How about these two?
Many men smoke, but Fu Manchu.
Originally posted by tomtom232This is inspired.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ....what? (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) ...A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Originally posted by tomtom232Bob: So Ray, I heard you and Hugh have got a new job at the burger shack...
there was a man who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Originally posted by ChronicLeakyGood for you you stopped, the people around you thank you for not polluting their air, you body will eventually thank you by giving you about ten more years of healthy life, your lungs will actually look pink again, all that because you stopped using the original gateway drug.
I hope this isn't a set-up for the terrible pun about the relative numbers of smokers and chewers and a fictional, moustachioed Chinese fellow.
I quit smoking two months ago and I'm still driven bonkers by the desire for a cigarette on a basically daily basis. Chewing is next-level disgusting, but I've considered it frequently lately.
Originally posted by ChronicLeakySo Sherlock Feghoot found himself in the 19th century on an early steam powered Gallion, around 1830, he introduced himself to the captain, hello sir, my name is Sherlock and my friend here is Dr Watt' son. We are going to try to make your boilers more efficient if you wish, what do you say, can we try? So the captain agreed and they set up shop in the ships engine room, well they did something wrong and the boiler blew up and took almost everyone out but sherlock and Dr Watt's son. Well they were picked up by another steamer and told the same tale to the captain, and were allowed to modify that boiler, which promptly blew up as well. They managed to get picked up by yet another steamer, went through the same routine again and again. Finally they were picked up by the Queens navy and brought up on charges. When they were questioned by the authorities, he answered, well sirs, we were conducting experiments in fuel efficiency and we were trying to get 100 miles to the gallion.
No need to be 😞. I'm quite pleased that others have heard that terrible pun, because I love terrible puns.