Trans American Sidewalk

This is a Great Idea of mine I came up with last night while thinking. I like to think a lot to exercise my brain, something I think all of YOU should try sometimes.

Anyway, while thinking I thought of a great way to not only fix the economy, but also make it easier for people in the US to meet. This is THE TRANS CONTINENTAL SIDEWALK!~

The sidewalk is about 82 regular sidewalks all lined up next to each other, split into 2 sets for East to West travel and West to East travel. East to West as well as West to East are each 41 sidewalks wide. Each is a moving sidewalk going 10MPH faster than the one next to it. You jump on, and can jump from walk to walk each time increasing your speed up to 410MPH on the inside most walkway.

This would generate work for the unemployed as well as bring people from all over the country together to meet and get some fresh air. I see no problems other than one of you gerks stealing MY great idea. Well, it is too late. This thread is a legal contract like a patent because I just printed it and mailed it to myself.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
This thread is a legal contract like a patent because I just printed it and mailed it to myself.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Do the doctors allow you to receive mail?

Wait a second... I've got a feeling you don't like my idea, or at least have found a flaw in it.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
This is a Great Idea of mine I came up with last night while thinking. I like to think a lot to exercise my brain, something I think all of YOU should try sometimes.

Anyway, while thinking I thought of a great way to not only fix the economy, but also make it easier for people in the US to meet. This is THE TRANS CONTINENTAL SIDEWALK!~

The sidewalk ...[text shortened]... read is a legal contract like a patent because I just printed it and mailed it to myself.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Wait a second... I've got a feeling you don't like my idea, or at least have found a flaw in it.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
This is a Great Idea of mine I came up with last night while thinking. I like to think a lot to exercise my brain, something I think all of YOU should try sometimes.

Anyway, while thinking I thought of a great way to not only fix the economy, but also make it easier for people in the US to meet. This is THE TRANS CONTINENTAL SIDEWALK!~

The sidewalk ...[text shortened]... read is a legal contract like a patent because I just printed it and mailed it to myself.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
I had a great idea once, I called it "Butts Across America." Everyone in the USA would face West, then bend over and moon Europe.
It never happened, en masse anyway. 😞

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Sounds sound to me Phlabs but I have one question...Say your heading west on #41 (@410MPH {660KPH}) and you remember that you forgot your surfboard back in, oh let's say, Indiana, there'll be one heck of a jolt when you jump onto #41 heading east right? How are you going to work that one out?

There's a lot less trannies on this projected sidewalk than i had anticipated.

Everyone in this thread has a thumbs down on their post expect for HandyAndy... in fact all other posts have at least one thumbs down (including this post, you'll see), coincidence? [watership down] I think not, i think not. [/watership down]

Originally posted by Trev33
Everyone in this thread has a thumbs down on their post expect for HandyAndy... in fact all other posts have at least one thumbs down (including this post, you'll see), coincidence? [watership down] I think not, i think not. [/watership down]

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
That is one great expectation.