Nose lurker etiquette, spot the violations:
Case Study #1:
I spent 7.15 hours on Saturday waiting for $851.53 in repairs to be done to my truck. As you know, 1 hour spent waiting in the limbo of the Customer Lounge is roughly equivalent to 3.142 hours doing anything else. Sitting in the most uncomfortable chair ever designed, I estimate that 22.47+/-0.75 hours of my life was consumed drinking bad coffee, reading a horrible Dean Koontz novel, playing Russian Roulette with the snack food vending machine, and, considering the neighborhood, trying to decide if I’ll get mugged walking the mile up the road to the nearest liquor store.
I passed some my eternity in the Customer Lounge feigning sleep and watching people. The Service Manager on duty was a petite young lady, a stunning blonde, with a gorgeous smile. Normally I like I fuller figured women, but, the classic, girl next door look was very appealing. At one point she paused in the hallway adjacent to the lounge, gave a quick look around and dug her pinky into her nose to retrieve an enormous nose lurker, which, following a short inspection, she promptly popped into her mouth. I may have imagined her small smile of satisfaction. Still, as it truly dawned on me as to what I had just witnessed I almost fell out of my chair with the involuntary shudder that ran through me. I was transfixed and struck witless with dismay. The sexual fantasies I had been having about this vision of classic beauty were shattered. The horror, the horror….
Case Study #2:
One winter, some time back, I was studying for a final exam in Advanced Engineering Mathematics, what fun. Unfortunately, excessive drinking, late night studying and sexual Olympics had caught up with me and I came down with a nasty chest cold. Prior to the exam I loaded up on drugs to minimize the symptoms. While the occasional hacking cough still plagued me and my head felt like it was stuffed with cotton wool, at least I could function.
I proceeded to the exam hall with roughly a hundred other unfortunate souls to slog through 3 hours of calculus, vectors and other mathematical mumbo jumbo. The poor guy sitting in front of me had no idea that a plague carrier was going to plonk himself in down behind him. With the exception of frequently snorting to clear my nose. I managed to stifled most of nose blowing, hacking and other disgusting activities. However, despite my best efforts, I could feel an enormous snot wad forming in my chest.
About two an a half hours into the test I was almost complete and felt reasonably confident that I’d make it through without incident. Suddenly I let loose a tremendous, unexpected, cough/sneeze and shot a huge green wad of mucus at the back of the gentleman in front of me. This vile mass of ooze spun through the air and solidly smacked into the middle off his back where it remained like a badge of honor. With a few questions left, I couldn’t just leave unfinished and I certainly couldn’t let the poor guy know I’d contaminated him.
A few minutes passed and the gentlemen gather his stuff up, put on his jacket and left, never to be seen again…
Originally posted by Hand of HecateOh...my....god.
Nose lurker etiquette, spot the violations:
Case Study #1:
I spent 7.15 hours on Saturday waiting for $851.53 in repairs to be done to my truck. As you know, 1 hour spent waiting in the limbo of the Customer Lounge is roughly equivalent to 3.142 hours doing anything else. Sitting in the most uncomfortable chair ever designed, I estimate ...[text shortened]... assed and the gentlemen gather his stuff up, put on his jacket and left, never to be seen again…
I am .....absolutely speachless .........
Originally posted by Sicilian SmaugSee, that's what I'm talkin' about... that's entertainment!
My freind once vomited all over this girls back in the pub. It was so funny 🙂 He legged it and this poor girl was standing there with her freinds unaware of this vile cider puke dripping down her hair and back 😵