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Why America Is Superior To Canada

Why America Is Superior To Canada

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You're like a walking, talking advertisement for Al Qaeda, do you know that?

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
1. We don't pay knucklehead kids $16 an hour to flip burgers at McDonald's.

2. We have Notre Dame. You have frogs.

3. We thought up "Captain America". No "Captain Canada" running around, is there?

4. We have aircraft carriers and submarines and missiles and stuff.

5. We are frog-free.

6. Our women can go places in our country wher ...[text shortened]... ren't 270 million Americans running around saying, "What's wrong with you Canadiens?"
Oh Yeah! Well at least we're not Mexicans.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
1. We don't pay knucklehead kids $16 an hour to flip burgers at McDonald's.

2. We have Notre Dame. You have frogs.

3. We thought up "Captain America". No "Captain Canada" running around, is there?

4. We have aircraft carriers and submarines and missiles and stuff.

5. We are frog-free.

6. Our women can go places in our country wher ...[text shortened]... ren't 270 million Americans running around saying, "What's wrong with you Canadiens?"
At least canadians don't go around the world starting stupid useless wars pretending that they're saving the world.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
I think we might continue this conversation...meet me out back...
Truth hurts, doesn't it? You and people like you are an embarrassment to the US; must you show your ignorance in an international internet forum? Aren't you happy giving such discourses at your usual locations: trailer parks, redneck bars, NASCAR races, rodeos, etc. etc. etc. etc.?

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Originally posted by no1marauder
Truth hurts, doesn't it? You and people like you are an embarrassment to the US; must you show your ignorance in an international internet forum? Aren't you happy giving such discourses at your usual locations: trailer parks, redneck bars, NASCAR races, rodeos, etc. etc. etc. etc.?
What are you saying??
I bet you're one of that hippie jobless commie scum!😉

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
1. We don't pay knucklehead kids $16 an hour to flip burgers at McDonald's.

2. We have Notre Dame. You have frogs.

3. We thought up "Captain America". No "Captain Canada" running around, is there?

4. We have aircraft carriers and submarines and missiles and stuff.

5. We are frog-free.

6. Our women can go places in our country wher ...[text shortened]... ren't 270 million Americans running around saying, "What's wrong with you Canadiens?"
America superior to Canada? I'm not so sure about that. A sizeable portion of the Superbowl crowd will be spending their time in Windsor, Canada, right across the Ambassador Bridge. With a man of your reputation, I'll give you three guesses as to why that is.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
They're going to be disappointed when they realize the working girls are three months into their winter layer...Canada...only place in the industrialized world where they dress up farm animals and try to pass them off as prostitutes.
Not just the "working girls."

The drinking age is 19 in Canada. Not 21 as in the US.

In the adult bars, like Cheetah's, the dancers can be totally nude. In Detroit, they can only go topless.

I'd say Canada gets the nod in this department.

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Originally posted by rwingett
Not just the "working girls."

The drinking age is 19 in Canada. Not 21 as in the US.

In the adult bars, like Cheetah's, the dancers can be totally nude. In Detroit, they can only go topless.

I'd say Canada gets the nod in this department.
Cheetah's - how appropriate considering all Canadian woman are hairy! HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Me so funny, me say Rah Rah USA!

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
5. We are frog-free.
Haha

Marge - "Have you been licking frogs"

Homer - "I'm not NOT licking frogs"

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I'm naive here ,but can I know what's wrong with frogs?