Stimulate your own butthole with a thermos. Takes a long time to work it in there and I imagine it takes even longer before it's actually pleasurable.
Should kill a lot of time.
Oh, and the trip to the hospital and the medical treatment? There's another 48+ hours spent. If you get bored waiting for the doctor...
Originally posted by Daemon Sinsure, mate! you go first and then I follow... c'mon, one of those big grasy bumcheeks first... ok, then the other one... good... you did it!... great... now go get some fish n' chips, paddy
Get off your fat, lazy arse and get your geeky-self outside and away from the internet.
There's a big world out there with plenty to do in it.... (Unless you live in Slough)
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Originally posted by SeitseI'm already outside, thanks to the beauty of laptops, wireless connections and pub beer gardens!
sure, mate! you go first and then I follow... c'mon, one of those big grasy bumcheeks first... ok, then the other one... good... you did it!... great... now go get some kentucky fried chicken
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