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Water is bad for you.

Water is bad for you.

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It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo (about 2.1 lbs.) of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.


In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo.


However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, beer (or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

Therefore:


WATER = Poo


WINE = HEALTH


Free yourself of poo, drink WINE!!!


Remember: It is better to drink wine and talk s__t than to drink water and be full of s__t.

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Di-hydrogen monoxide - dangerous stuff indeed!

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Originally posted by dfm65
Di-hydrogen monoxide - dangerous stuff indeed!
hydroxic acid is even worse .... but for real danger you should try hydrogen hydroxide ... only the teenagers are doing that!

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
What if you drink special space water?

What if the wine you drink tastes like poo?

What if I drink so much wine I poo myself?

What if i whine so much I drink poo?

Answer me damn you! Answer me!
Just drop all that and have some tea.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Free yourself of poo, drink WINE!!!


Remember: It is better to drink wine and talk s__t than to drink water and be full of s__t.
Wauw ... ,

this sound like an

anti The Dao of Pooh - Clan

and

pro In Vino Veritas - Clan

commercial!!! 😲

Are you thinking of subscribing and joining the In Vino Veritas - Clan? 🙄

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
Can I stretch to a sandwich as well?
I guess a sandwich would be okay. Or an unreasonable scone.

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I've heard that tests have shown beer to contain high levels of estrogen. The proof? When large quantities are given to otherwise "normal" men, they started talking nonsense and lose their ability to drive well.

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Originally posted by smomofo
I've heard that tests have shown beer to contain high levels of estrogen. The proof? When large quantities are given to otherwise "normal" men, they started talking nonsense and lose their ability to drive well.
Gives you breasts too

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Originally posted by smomofo
I've heard that tests have shown beer to contain high levels of estrogen. The proof? When large quantities are given to otherwise "normal" men, they started talking nonsense and lose their ability to drive well.
...and they grow man-boobs😕

dang! i just noticed the poster above me got there first...

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Originally posted by dfm65
Di-hydrogen monoxide - dangerous stuff indeed!
Haha, did you see Penn and Teller, they got a petition going trying to ban Dihydrogen monoxide and took it to a greenie gathering, got quite a few signatures ;^)

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Originally posted by Wajoma
Haha, did you see Penn and Teller, they got a petition going trying to ban Dihydrogen monoxide and took it to a greenie gathering, got quite a few signatures ;^)
Yep we have to tell the world..this stuff must be banned.. anyone tries to go near my whisky with it look out
Read up people...
http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html