1. e4
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    13 Oct '12 04:551 edit
    That would be good.

    And one by one I'd kick you all out for breaking the club rules.

    No Endgames, No Colles, NO GM games, No Retro Problems, no game without
    an unsound sacrifice, no games at all unless ithey started 1.e4 e5.

    Other 'offenders' who would also get the boot:

    Hearts supporters, any supporters of any of the London Clubs 'cept Leyton Orient.

    and anybody who starts up a Sticky Thread Game.
  2. Standard memberRJHinds
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    13 Oct '12 09:531 edit
    Originally posted by greenpawn34
    They could be are laughing at you, not with you.

    There is no such thing as a bad poster but do you have to try to
    take over every thread.

    Are you lonely. Is that it.

    OK. stay, I'd hate to see a fellow chess player being lonely.
    Post away. Who really cares.
    That is okay, as long as they can laugh. I think most people start a thread to get some responses. I remember a poster on the Spirituality Forum, who made a new thread and did not get a response for a long time until he brought it to my attention and I immediately posted even though I did not have anything important to say about the subject.

    I am not really loney. I'm just old and retired and too lazy to do anything else. I enjoy posting and seeing the responses and sometimes have a hard time stopping my laughter from things I post myself, not that I am trying to be a comedian or make a fool out of myself.
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    13 Oct '12 10:25
    Originally posted by RJHinds
    not that I am trying to be a comedian or make a fool out of myself.
    You are indeed not trying.
  4. Standard memberSwissGambit
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    14 Oct '12 04:12
    Originally posted by greenpawn34
    ...No Retro Problems...
    No need to get personal. 😠
  5. e4
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    14 Oct '12 04:282 edits
    OK one a month. An easy one. (if there is such a thing.)

    It's was the only way I could see of getting you out of the club,
    I must have no favourites.
    I know you won't break any of the other rules, unless of course you
    supported Tottenham Hotspur, (that is a London soccer team.)

    As I write this I counted 8 recent threads ending in RJ.
    I am getting tempted....🙂

    Plan 2

    We go in gangs of four to the religious forum and tie him up in religious
    arguments, maybe then he won't have the time to troll on here.

    Has anybody yet worked out his sleeping pattern, does he sleep?
    When is it safe to post?
  6. out on bail
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    14 Oct '12 09:17
    Originally posted by greenpawn34
    OK one a month. An easy one. (if there is such a thing.)

    It's was the only way I could see of getting you out of the club,
    I must have no favourites.
    I know you won't break any of the other rules, unless of course you
    supported Tottenham Hotspur, (that is a London soccer team.)

    As I write this I counted 8 recent threads ending in RJ.
    I a ...[text shortened]...

    Has anybody yet worked out his sleeping pattern, does he sleep?
    When is it safe to post?
    Alas, he will always be right, as he has the benefit of hindsight!
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    14 Oct '12 09:18
    Sorry about the thread hijacking but ...

    I just got to play a mate in 8! I don't remember if/when I have ever done this before. (Yes, I lucked into it rather than see it all up front, but that's 4 AM blitz!)



    White Mates In 8 ... It's fairly straightforward.

    Here's the way I did it ...
    Reveal Hidden Content
    1.Qh5+ Ke7 2.Bf8+ Kxf8 3.Qxh8+ Ke7 4.Qxf6+ Ke8 5.Qh8+ Ke7 6.f6+ Kf7 7.Qg7+ Ke8 8.Qe7#


    I hereby return this thread. Cheers!
  8. Account suspended
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    14 Oct '12 09:22
    Originally posted by greenpawn34
    OK one a month. An easy one. (if there is such a thing.)

    It's was the only way I could see of getting you out of the club,
    I must have no favourites.
    I know you won't break any of the other rules, unless of course you
    supported Tottenham Hotspur, (that is a London soccer team.)

    As I write this I counted 8 recent threads ending in RJ.
    I a ...[text shortened]...

    Has anybody yet worked out his sleeping pattern, does he sleep?
    When is it safe to post?
    Leggy is trying your strategy, i am not sure that its working though.
  9. Standard memberProper Knob
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    14 Oct '12 09:48
    Originally posted by robbie carrobie
    Leggy is trying your strategy, i am not sure that its working though.
    That gives him what he craves, attention. To shut him up one must do the opposite, ignore him. Once everybody stops replying to his posts it will be no fun for him anymore. That is the only tactic which will work.
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    14 Oct '12 09:58
    Originally posted by Proper Knob
    That gives him what he craves, attention. To shut him up one must do the opposite, ignore him. Once everybody stops replying to his posts it will be no fun for him anymore. That is the only tactic which will work.
    This is sound in theory, but I've yet to see a case where an entire community ignored a troll. There's always someone who keeps responding, no matter what.
  11. e4
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    14 Oct '12 11:041 edit
    "Leggy is trying your strategy, i am not sure that its working though."

    I don't know, he replied to each post and is now trolling his own pet domain.

    Just wait till he posts there then we chip in with something like the tripe he puts on here.

    "But 30 years ago, when I started seeing the light, John was the father of Jesus
    and they lived in a house shaped like a shoe."

    Plan 3

    We club together, buy him a sub and EVERYONE challenge him.
    His game load will be so high he won't have time to post here and his
    electricity bill go through through the roof, his copy of Fritz will burn out.
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    14 Oct '12 11:24
    Originally posted by greenpawn34
    "Leggy is trying your strategy, i am not sure that its working though."

    I don't know, he replied to each post and is now trolling his own pet domain.

    Just wait till he posts there then we chip in with something like the tripe he puts on here.

    "But 30 years ago, when I started seeing the light, John was the father of Jesus
    and they lived in a ho ...[text shortened]... re and his
    electricity bill go through through the roof, his copy of Fritz will burn out.
    a cunning plan, you must have studied cunning at foxford university! 😛
  13. SubscriberPonderableonline
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    14 Oct '12 11:29
    Originally posted by greenpawn34
    Good trap Paul.

    RJ on Troll Patrol fell for it right away.

    I've just logged on, five of the top six thread all show the last poster as...

    RJHinds.

    It just makes you want you want to log off.
    It's pointless posting anything, he's there right away.

    Maybe we should form a club. The Forum Club and everyone on RHP join
    except RJ. He can have ...[text shortened]... g to bother reading anything, it will be same old dribble.
    Pity, I use to enjoy it on here.
    Don't GP, even though the German saying says: "Der Klügere gibt nach" (The wiser person yields) that is just the foundation for the hegemony of the plain silly and the brazen.

    I like your blog and your posts.

    Cheers
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  15. SubscriberChris Guffogg
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    14 Oct '12 21:23
    Originally posted by RJHinds
    That is okay, as long as they can laugh. I think most people start a thread to get some responses. I remember a poster on the Spirituality Forum, who made a new thread and did not get a response for a long time until he brought it to my attention and I immediately posted even though I did not have anything important to say about the subject.

    I am not re ...[text shortened]... from things I post myself, not that I am trying to be a comedian or make a fool out of myself.
    The stage beckons, give up chess, go live with this comedy & get battered with rotten fruit at the end (even during the gag) so you can go back stage down a bottle of Scotch & blow your brains out!!!!
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