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Alexandra Kosteniuk

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I think I'm in love. www.kosteniuk.com. Imagining having her as a girlfriend. Chess beauty!

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Originally posted by powershaker
I think I'm in love. www.kosteniuk.com. Imagining having her as a girlfriend. Chess beauty!
😴

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Originally posted by powershaker
Imagining having her as a girlfriend. Chess beauty!
If she plays here, and has read even one of your posts, I have a feeling it's not going to happen.

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Originally posted by dottewell
If she plays here, and has read even one of your posts, I have a feeling it's not going to happen.
Besides, he probably wouldn't be able to deal with the fact that she's much better at chess than he is.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Besides, he probably wouldn't be able to deal with the fact that she's much better at chess than he is.
NO SHE ISN'T!!!!

HE JUST PLAYS TOO QUICKLY!!!

WHY WON'T ANYONE LISTEN!!!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Besides, he probably wouldn't be able to deal with the fact that she's much better at chess than he is.
She's not better, she's just achieved her potential, as she has longer in the library to make her moves...

Edit: Looks like someone else already knows this... 😵

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You're all spoilsports. 😛

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Originally posted by ark13
You're all spoilsports. 😛
You are right, I apologise.

He is right about that Kosteniuk, though. I would like to SHAKE HER FROM HER THRONE OF POWER! SPIN HER WINDMILL BLOSSOM LIKE A FLOWER, THE DESPARATE PIN BRUTALITY'S HOUR! ME DESPERADO ROOK RUNS TO AND FRO! CHECKMATE TIME! MORE POINTS TO GO!

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She certainly likes to look at photographs of herself.

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Originally posted by Amaurote
She certainly likes to look at photographs of herself.
What a coincidence! I like to look at photographs of her too! We have so much in common!

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Originally posted by powershaker
I think I'm in love. www.kosteniuk.com. Imagining having her as a girlfriend. Chess beauty!
Her husband might not appreciate you.

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Originally posted by dottewell
You are right, I apologise.

He is right about that Kosteniuk, though. I would like to SHAKE HER FROM HER THRONE OF POWER! SPIN HER WINDMILL BLOSSOM LIKE A FLOWER, THE DESPARATE PIN BRUTALITY'S HOUR! ME DESPERADO ROOK RUNS TO AND FRO! CHECKMATE TIME! MORE POINTS TO GO!
HAHAHAHA!!! You guys are hilarious! Thanks for giving me a laugh today! 🙂))))

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Originally posted by Wulebgr
Her husband might not appreciate you.
Who is her husband???? Well, what about the French women's Champion? Alexandra friend? She's beautiful, too! Maybe even more so!

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Originally posted by ark13
What a coincidence! I like to look at photographs of her too! We have so much in common!
ark13, you can have Alexandra. I'll take that French champion on her website! YOW!!!

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Originally posted by dottewell
You are right, I apologise.

He is right about that Kosteniuk, though. I would like to SHAKE HER FROM HER THRONE OF POWER! SPIN HER WINDMILL BLOSSOM LIKE A FLOWER, THE DESPARATE PIN BRUTALITY'S HOUR! ME DESPERADO ROOK RUNS TO AND FRO! CHECKMATE TIME! MORE POINTS TO GO!
You do know I wrote that myself. I guess that's my B.A. in English Literature coming out in my love of chess. 🙂 Checkmate time! More points to go! Windmills spun blossom like a Flower! Me Alexandra and her dowry. I'd feel more famous than Pat Laury! HAHA!