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Grampy Bobby
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Let's take a brief pause from the horizontal realities of the nasty here and now. Just for the hell of it, let's allow ourselves the extravagance of a whimsical

'what if' blue sky flight. Suppose that five chess freaks (you and I, Weyerstrass and the top rated player in the world today and of all time) were given the

opportunity of two chess games each with the 'Supreme Intellect of the Universe' (given the premise that our individual spiritual points of reference and/or

allegiance, whether labelled _____ or god, are quite ancillary to the following questions and therefore totally inconsequential). Question #1: How long would

any of the ten games be likely to last in terms of number of moves? #2: Would any of the five games with the human players as white be likely to last one

move longer than their games playing black? #3: Any possibility the gentleman might underwhelm/surprise by graciously offering draw on his first moves?




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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Blue Sky Questions



Let's take a brief pause from the horizontal realities of the nasty here and now. Just for the hell of it, let's allow ourselves the extravagance of a whimsical

'what if' blue sky flight. Suppose that five chess freaks (you and I, Weyerstrass and the top rated player in the world today and of all time) were given the

oppo ...[text shortened]... eman might underwhelm/surprise by graciously offering draw on his first moves?




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I am convinced you're a machine Paps!

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
I am convinced you're a machine Paps!
If so, Robbie, I badly need a set of new tires and a lube and oil change.




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#4. Wondering also, if there was the least impropriety, what color 'wee light' would be likely to come on... before the mega bolt of lightning.

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Lost in space.

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#5. Guessing that the nature and profile of the in-game messages might be more objective than subjective, and more interrogative than declarative.

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#6. Imagine your perplexity if you waited and waited and then awoke one morning, presented with the option of clicking a skull. Hmm...




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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
#3: Any possibility the gentleman might underwhelm/surprise by graciously offering draw on his first moves?
How do you know she's a gentleman?

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
How do you know she's a gentleman?
Simple answer to your speculation would be 'the same way everybody else knows... by reasoning and observation'. Lesson #101 in gender

dominance by design is readily apparent, even taught daily in the social/survival dynamics of the jungle. All males initiate. Females respond

(or react). Lesson #102 informs us that in the lower order of creation attractiveness and beauty are bestowed upon the male (ponder peacock

feathers or the magnificent head of the male lion relative to the plainess of the female), 180 degrees unlike the quintessence of pulchritude

and striking elegance of the female in the human realm (for which all men frequently express their gratitude). Lesson #103 involves a field

trip. In the contemporary scheme of things it's sort of interesting to note an unfortunate male gender behavioral exception, now and then,

on internet site public forums. Perhaps we'll save Lessons #104 and 105 for another day. Thanks for your interest in this chess topic thread.




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Aw shucks, Andy. What real value is there standing around unecessarily on ceremony. Here's Lesson #104. Please consider the primordial

thematic content of chess itself: an intellectual engagement of warfare with simple guidelines and the imperatives of nobility; in which kings

and queens stand equally tall; in which it is the queen's pleasure and privilige to serve her king. Yes, getting back to chess was my motive.



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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Simple answer to your speculation would be 'the same way everybody else knows... by reasoning and observation'. Lesson #101 in gender

dominance by design is readily apparent, even taught daily in the social/survival dynamics of the jungle. All males initiate. Females respond

(or react). Lesson #102 informs us that in the lower order of creation ...[text shortened]... 4 and 105 for another day. Thanks for your interest in this chess topic thread.




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Thanks for the tutorial on jungle dynamics. Don't trip over your knuckles on your way back to the cave.

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Lesson #105: Please review Lessons #101(b) and #103, preferably while shaving your whiskers and leaning forward toward your vanity mirror.




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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
#6. Imagine your perplexity if you waited and waited and then awoke one morning, presented with the option of clicking a skull. Hmm...




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#7. Wondering if the early play might unfold in an unexpected way, with a mind boggling number of unhurried high class waiting moves.



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