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Originally posted by TRAINS44
VERY.
Really? Is that that much pathetic?

You guys are the judges huh? Well, let me be clear again. This was a joke, to start a conversation with people and laugh together. Just an innocent joke, c'est tout! because Everybody seemed to be so interested in mates in 5. (which i personally think is not healty to even meantion because it can only include, sholar's mate and fool's mate. My aim was to emphasize the futileness of it by humor)

Let's change the issue and talk about sex or drugs or keep insulting each other!

Yeah yeah, last one sounds better. Let's find bad name for me as much as possible, and call me that...I start!

Extra-Hypo-super-very-etremely Pathetic!

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Any more ideas or quick witted insult against me?

I found another!

Extra-ordinarily pathetic!

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Originally posted by tolikcheturi
Really? Is that that much pathetic?

You guys are the judges huh? Well, let me be clear again. This was a joke, to start a conversation with people and laugh together. Just an innocent joke, c'est tout! because Everybody seemed to be so interested in mates in 5. (which i personally think is not healty to even meantion because it can only include, sho ...[text shortened]... me as much as possible, and call me that...I start!

Extra-Hypo-super-very-etremely Pathetic!
Ehh Okay okay you win. Didnt mean ta hurt ya. I'll laugh about it. I gotta be nice, I dont know when I can end up playin you. 😉 And you'll probably kick my a$$ on the board anyway.

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Originally posted by TRAINS44
Ehh Okay okay you win. Didnt mean ta hurt ya. I'll laugh about it. I gotta be nice, I dont know when I can end up playin you. 😉 And you'll probably kick my a$$ on the board anyway.
And PS.....I didnt say "pathetic", the "gate" did. I just said "very".

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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
I believe it would count as a rated game as it was in a tournamount.
No. It would count as a loss in the tournament, but it wouldn't change the rating.

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Originally posted by TRAINS44
Ehh Okay okay you win. Didnt mean ta hurt ya. I'll laugh about it. I gotta be nice, I dont know when I can end up playin you. 😉 And you'll probably kick my a$$ on the board anyway.
Where did kicking your ass OVB come from? You guys are really funny! This is great! And Sicilian Shmaug, I really learned something. That suicide mate it hilarious.Tolikcheturi is the best by test!

He is just a lonely guy who wants to have some clean fun. I never saw any hate in him! Just look at the guy's info. Funny! And his threads 🙂

He sucks at chess, but oh well, not everybody is perfect!

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Originally posted by Nazarov
Where did kicking your ass OVB come from? You guys are really funny! This is great! And Sicilian Shmaug, I really learned something. That suicide mate it hilarious.Tolikcheturi is the best by test!

He is just a lonely guy who wants to have some clean fun. I never saw any hate in him! Just look at the guy's info. Funny! And his threads 🙂

He sucks at chess, but oh well, not everybody is perfect!
At least theres some person wjho likes my humor lol.

see? i knew there would be siome one! And I am good at chess! really good🙂 if i didint sac my pieces lol....

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Originally posted by TRAINS44
Ehh Okay okay you win. Didnt mean ta hurt ya. I'll laugh about it. I gotta be nice, I dont know when I can end up playin you. 😉 And you'll probably kick my a$$ on the board anyway.
You guys should definately arrange a match.

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Originally posted by Nazarov
I am sure you will kick his ass😀

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Originally posted by Nazarov
I am sure you will kick his ass😀
Not me. When I win its because I was lucky.

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NOBODY CAN BEAT ME! I AM HERE TO PROVE THAT I AM THE BEST PLAYER (OR MAABE COMPUTER) EVER LIVED. YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING. DEEP BLUE RULES AND THST IS THAT!I CAN BEAT ANYBODY WHO IS RATED BELOW 1900.AND IF BELOW 1500 I WILL NOT EVEN THNIK I WILL PLAY BLITZ. I AM A GOOD CHESS PLAYER AND THAT IS THAT!

and nazarov, what is the evidence????have you seen my games??? alalyzed them???

ps:everybody thinks i am angry when i write in caps but just accident. ia m a little manic like uncle booby. i do everything fast and i am overly enthusiatic!I am not an angry guy!

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Originally posted by tolikcheturi
futileness
futility