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  1. Standard member chessisvanity
    THE BISHOP GOD
    16 Nov '07 17:22
    It may be just me but....

    I didn't start playing chess untill i was 25.
    Before then i was a machine in the bedroom. I never had any problems picking up dates.
    And i considered "bedroom" time to be the best thing there was.

    But....after starting chess i got to a 1400 level and now i don't want "bedroom" time....I even reject it. To me it's "work" now.

    All i want is to get better and better at chess.

    It may be just me though.
  2. 16 Nov '07 17:26
    Clearly the problem you're having in the bedroom is that you don't have an attractive chess mate.
  3. 16 Nov '07 17:27 / 1 edit
    I have the opposite experience. Every game I win, I get bedroom time. Unless I win and lose at the same time which I get nothing. So thanks to you I won't be getting any.
  4. 16 Nov '07 17:29
    Originally posted by der schwarze Ritter
    Clearly the problem you're having in the bedroom is that you don't have an attractive chess mate.
    haha, clever.
  5. Standard member chessisvanity
    THE BISHOP GOD
    16 Nov '07 18:02 / 1 edit
    lmao....i try my best.
  6. Standard member In A Word
    Mr. Hangs-A-Piece
    16 Nov '07 19:40
    It just you.

    I could give up chess forever and never give it another thought. I can not say the same about business time...
  7. Standard member chessisvanity
    THE BISHOP GOD
    16 Nov '07 19:45
    i could give up "business time" for chess easy....but if i did....i would expect a rating increase.
  8. Standard member In A Word
    Mr. Hangs-A-Piece
    16 Nov '07 20:03
    Originally posted by chessisvanity
    i could give up "business time" for chess easy....but if i did....i would expect a rating increase.
    I like making sacrifices in chess, but I draw the line at making them in the bedroom.

    Also I think you should be given bonus rating points if you ever make that type of choice.
  9. 16 Nov '07 20:13
    He he, this topic reminds me of a time I was in bed with an old girlfriend and said to her that I had a surprise for her and she was quite excited and says "oh yes, that sounds like fun" and I brought out my mini chess board and taught her how to play.

    She seemed strangely unimpressed by my gesture, it was like she was expecting something else.
  10. Subscriber Very Rusty
    Treat Everyone Equal
    16 Nov '07 20:59
    Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
    He he, this topic reminds me of a time I was in bed with an old girlfriend and said to her that I had a surprise for her and she was quite excited and says "oh yes, that sounds like fun" and I brought out my mini chess board and taught her how to play.

    She seemed strangely unimpressed by my gesture, it was like she was expecting something else.
    LOL...Someday, someone is going to have to sit you down, and have a long talk with you !!!!
  11. 16 Nov '07 23:11
    I was in bed with an old girlfriend
    Maybe calling her old didn't help
  12. Standard member chessisvanity
    THE BISHOP GOD
    16 Nov '07 23:42
    Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
    He he, this topic reminds me of a time I was in bed with an old girlfriend and said to her that I had a surprise for her and she was quite excited and says "oh yes, that sounds like fun" and I brought out my mini chess board and taught her how to play.

    She seemed strangely unimpressed by my gesture, it was like she was expecting something else.
    LMAO!! thats something i'd do.....usually with a variation though.....she never understands.....she just says...."oh wow...that's nice hunny"
  13. 17 Nov '07 03:59
    My Over The Bed rating is a lot higher than my RHP rating.
  14. Standard member chessisvanity
    THE BISHOP GOD
    17 Nov '07 04:10
    yer 1360....i'd hope so...lmao...i been drinkin sorry.....wanna join my clan?
  15. 17 Nov '07 04:41
    Originally posted by chessisvanity
    yer 1360....i'd hope so...lmao...i been drinkin sorry.....wanna join my clan?
    I thought we were in the same clan... What happened?