Well, I've been waiting for David Tebb to muster the courage to post what is probably his most embarrassing blindfold chess moment. But since he hasn't, I'm going to do it for him.
We all know that David once beat Garry Kasparov:
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What David didn't share in that thread was the aftermath of that event. After winning the simul, he was on such a high that he immediately challenged Garry to a blindfold rematch. His words were something like, "Oh yeah, how did that feel? You want another good British ass-whooping? Let's put these on!" as he threw down two white blindfolds in the traditonal manner of challenging an adversary to a duel.
Garry, in accord with his Russian sense of honor, picked up the blindfold and accepted the challenge. And in accord with his chess training, he was already thinking several moves ahead...
Play began. Garry started David's clock, and David boldly played 1. e4. He hit his clock, expecting a quick response of 1...c5. But Garry's move was not so quick in coming. In fact, about 10 minutes had passed before David realized Garry had left the table. Where had he gone?
Garry soon returned carrying a large 7-11 style Big Gulp cup, but it was not filled with any soft drink. He approached the table, and as David still sat unaware, Garry dumped the contents of the cup over David's head. Urine and feces, freshly produced in the restroom during Garry's absence, streamed down David's head, soaking and staining his previously white blindfold. Garry shouted something in Russian, roughly translated to English as, "British stupid, this you take, poophead disgrace to chess!" He whipped out a handkerchief colored as a Russian flag and tossed it at David, saying something like, "Your disgraced self, clean now! Respect the sickle! British chess is joke!"
To this day, every time David makes a move on RHP, he stares at that handkerchief and the soiled blindfold which he has kept mounted over his computer monitor as motiviation for conquering the chess world and eventually exacting his revenge upon the Russian giant in the name of England.