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chess or sex?

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i was tripping on this thought today. i was wondering how good of a chess player would i need to be that i could truly say that i enjoy playing chess more then sex. as of right now i'm a 1300 level player and have to say that sex is still 1st priority over chess. but i bet if i had a better rating, say over 1700 i'd choose chess first.

just curious give your rating and mention which you perfer?

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I am (just) over 1700, give me pu$$y any day.

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Originally posted by estonian3
i was tripping on this thought today. i was wondering how good of a chess player would i need to be that i could truly say that i enjoy playing chess more then sex. as of right now i'm a 1300 level player and have to say that sex is still 1st priority over chess. but i bet if i had a rating over 1700 i'd choose chess first.

just curious give your rating and mention which you perfer?
Well, I think at any rating sex is preferred. Unlike sex, playing chess at a higher level isn't really more enjoyable. I can assure you if I had the option of sex, I'd chose it.

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A couple grandmasters told Jennifer Shahade that they think about sex much of the time while playing chess. See Chess Bitch for an interesting discussion of this revelation.

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Originally posted by ark13
I can assure you if I had the option of sex, I'd chose it.
I can assure you if I had the option of sex, I'd choose chess. πŸ™‚

I don't see why it should be rating related.

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I'm qouting Fischer on this one.

I belive the question was 10 reasons why chess is better then sex and one of his answers was:

A 5 min blitz game is more satisfiying then a quikie.

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Originally posted by RahimK
I'm qouting Fischer on this one.

I belive the question was 10 reasons why chess is better then sex and one of his answers was:

A 5 min blitz game is more satisfiying then a quikie.
Yeah,I posted the whole list a couple of years ago,it was amazing,now I'll search it..........

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Here it is,enjoy!

Chess vs Sex

-A good game can last seven hours or more and be enjoyed any time without stopping.
-As soon as you finish a game, you're ready for another one.
-There are billions of mating positions. Always NEW!
-You can play chess on the internet and find new partners any time you like.
-You can't catch a disease from chess. The worse than can happen to you from sitting for too long is a sore rump.
-You don't have to chat up your opponents and send chocolates or roses before they agree to play.
-Children can play chess well.
-You can perform for a long time and still play chess well in old age.
-Ugly players still get to mate.
-Ugly opponents don't put you off your game.
-Good players can take on hundreds of opponents at once.
-You usually know what your next move should be in chess.
-You can drink, smoke, and play chess simultaneously.
-In chess, the kings and queens can directly mix.
-No one ever complains that you're moving too fast.
-In chess -- but not in sex -- short games are highly valued.
-In chess your opponent has to make a move after your move.
-Misplacing your pieces on a chessboard is inconvenient; in the bedroom, it may be illegal.
-You don't have to kiss or hug your opponent after a game.
-In chess a quickie is often more satisfying than a long game.
-You can play chess with your clothes on. And in public too.
-Size does not matter. Most players are satisfied with average chess boards.

πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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Can they even be compared?

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Originally posted by Ravello
Here it is,enjoy!

Chess vs Sex

-A good game can last seven hours or more and be enjoyed any time without stopping.
-As soon as you finish a game, you're ready for another one.
-There are billions of mating positions. Always NEW!
-You can play chess on the internet and find new partners any time you like. ...[text shortened]...
-Size does not matter. Most players are satisfied with average chess boards.

πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
haha Thats Fischer for ya!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I can assure you if I had the option of sex, I'd choose chess. πŸ™‚

I don't see why it should be rating related.
If anything the relationship should be inverse: the higher your rating, the more pressure there is to perform, and so it's less enjoyable.

...and yes, I'm talking about chess here. Honest.

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Originally posted by exigentsky
Can they even be compared?
Golf makes for a better comparison.

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Originally posted by orfeo
If anything the relationship should be inverse: the higher your rating, the more pressure there is to perform, and so it's less enjoyable.

...and yes, I'm talking about chess here. Honest.
Higher rating = more prizes available, big tournaments, etc...

Thus, more incentive.

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Higher rating also means you win more and that's always more fun. πŸ˜‰

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Children can play chess well.


This is a disturbing reason to choose chess over sex!


I would choose sex any day...