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chess or sex?

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Right now I have a chess rating at 1452.
Wonder what my sex rating is...? 😵

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Originally posted by FabianFnas
Right now I have a chess rating at 1452.
Wonder what my sex rating is...? 😵
Ask your partner.

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Originally posted by FabianFnas
Right now I have a chess rating at 1452.
Wonder what my sex rating is...? 😵
Are you talking about OTB sex or correspondence sex?

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my sexs rating is 1500. and its dropping rapidly. damn, i think i need to find a freaky girl. and then i'd be the grandmaster of sex, does anyone want to challenge me? i'm only 21 though but i like older women too.

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pawns = toes/hands

knights = breasts

bishops = a$$

rooks = pu$$y

queen = eyes

king = the girl

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how could i forget lips. just shows how long its been since i had sex.

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SEX or chess? , I'm laughin at that idea , well I think we'd all prefer sex actually , i mean c'mon if u think chess is better than sex sorry man but get a life , unless ur a geek , chess i safe and wickd I admit that , and i aint no geek , is some ways chess have better advantages compared to sex , but sex is the no.1 activity ppl love to do. 😉 so I think SEX wins , only by a bit though

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I'm afraid of sex so my sex rating is -1000000000000000000000

Which is still higher than my chess rating!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by estonian3
i was tripping on this thought today. i was wondering how good of a chess player would i need to be that i could truly say that i enjoy playing chess more then sex. as of right now i'm a 1300 level player and have to say that sex is still 1st priority over chess. but i bet if i had a better rating, say over 1700 i'd choose chess first.

just curious give your rating and mention which you perfer?
How immature are you? Just tell me!

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Originally posted by Wulebgr
Golf makes for a better comparison.
I'm not so sure.
Trying to get your ball in the hole during sex could be seen as a blunder. 😲

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chosse chess over sex everybody.

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Originally posted by pinkthunder
Playing the game, or using the pieces? If the latter, which pieces are "better"--do their point values on the board equate to their point values in the other playing field?
The bishop is a very important "piece" in the latter case.

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Why not, have sex with your wife then play chess. It's the best of both worlds eh? Then I guess after your done with your chess you could repeat the cycle.