Apparently there is a Mount French in Austria.
I have already disignated one lad to climb it, play a French on it's summit
and send me the pics.
RHP Quests 214-217
Scour your atllas's boys. Seek mountians with chess names, conquer them
and play said opening on it's peak.
Find oceans and seas with chess names and play a game underwater
in it's murky depths.
(don't bother hiring aqua lung equiptment, just take deep breaths.)
Find girls with chess names. Sally Bishop, Mary King, Ethel Rook etc etc
Marry them and name your kids after chess computers.
Paul your job is to invent an opening called 'The Mars Attack' then go there
and play it on the surface of Mars. A piece of cake. NASA have an unused
shuttle laying about, borrow that.
(remember to hoist the vacation flag else you will get skulled in your games.)
Jump to it lads.