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Here are some games annotated by U.S.C.F. life master Brian Wall
Opening - Fishing Pole
White - Chess for Juniors Superstar Andrew Smith of Wyoming
Andrew's highest ICC Blitz rating was last month, 2200 - his highest ICC standard ( slow Chess ) rating was 2199.
Black - Mean old Grinch Brian Wall
1 e4?
wrong time
1 ... e5 2 Nf3?
wrong place
2 ... Nc6 3 Bb5?
wrong guy
3 ... Nf6
4 0-0??
entering the inevitable coffin as smugly as a vampire at daybreak - the pawn trio h2,g2,f2 is the casket, the f1-rook is the coffin-lid and the king is the walking dead.
4 ... Ng4!!
The wooden stake!
5 d4!
Here I imagine a parrot in a cage at the Chess for Juniors compound squawking - " Awk! Wing attack-central break. Awk! Wing attack-central break. Awk! Jesse want a cracker ".
Awk! develop your pieces! Awk! knights before bishops! Awk! rook = 5 Awk! control the center! Awk! passed pawns must be pushed!
5 ... ed 6 N:d4 h5!
I learned this trick from playing Robert Ramirez - after 6 ... Bc5 he would frustrate my attack with 7 c3 and I would have trouble breaking through - so I sneakily waited for him to play 7 Nc3 and then I played ... Bc5.
7 Nc3??
What the hell are they teaching these kids in Fort Collins-to develop their pieces and connect their rooks!? - shudder.
7 ... Bc5!! 8 N:c6!!
Central break, more development, capture a piece and threaten my queen - everything seems to be going fine for young Andrew. Robert Ramirez usually favors 8 Nb3!!
8 ... Qh4!!
How do you like that move, you little Chess for Juniors punk!
9 Bf4!!
Best. 9 h3 Qg3 does not work out too well.
9 ... B:f2+!!
This may be a record - usually by move 9, already 5 moves deep into the Fishing Pole, I would have several winning moves by now - I was stunned to discover that I merely had one winning line - I was reeling from the shock of 9 ... either pawn takes knight 10 Bg3 or 9 ... N:f2 10 Qd5!! - such a paucity destroyed my normal Fishing Pole comfort zone - luckily I remembered a Martial Arts film of a combatant picking up an opponent and throwing him to the ground - immeditaely the man who did the throwing collapsed. No one at the scene could figure out what they just saw. The camera revealed that as the victor was being hoisted in the air, he unleashed a devastating counterblow too quick for the audience to see but completely effective nonetheless. It was in the same spirit that the c5-bishop torpedoed the f2-submarine.
10 Kh1!!
The juicy alternative 10 R:f2 Q:f2+ 11 Kh1 Q:f4 12 g3 Qe3 did not appeal to our young warrior.
10 ... N:h2!! 11 B:h2!!
Grabbing material as programmed and rejecting the feeble defense 11Bg5 Q:g5 12 R:f2 Ng4 13 Qf3 and I have the usual long list of winning suspects.
11 ... Bg3!!
Ooh - mate in 2.
So Andrew followed the classical principles very well and is to be commended for following all the rules - the only trouble is - his opponent played Chess!
[Site "Internet Chess Club"]
[Date "2002.12.03"]
[Round "-"]
[White "drewmister"]
[Black "brianwall"]
[Result "0-1"]
[ICCResult "White resigns"]
[WhiteElo "2200"]
[BlackElo "2071"]
[Opening "Ruy Lopez: Berlin defense, 4.O-O"]
[ECO "C65"]
[NIC "RL.07"]
[Time "19:09:20"]
[TimeControl "300+0"]
1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 Nf6 4. O-O Ng4 5. d4 exd4 6. Nxd4 h5 7. Nc3 Bc5
8. Nxc6 Qh4 9. Bf4 Bxf2+ 10. Kh1 Nxh2 11. Bxh2 Bg3 {White resigns} 0-1
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All right, you say, that was a fluke, Andrew was just unlucky. Any Chess for Juniors kid worth his salt ought to be able to whack that stupid Fishing Pole. Sigh. You don't know how much I would like you to be right. These kids are National Champions, for Heaven's sake!
I can see that you still don't believe me. OK, fine, I will have to present more evidence.
Opening - Fishing Pole
White - Chess for Juniors Superstar Jesse Cohen
Jesse's highest ICC Blitz rating was 2303 in November 2002
Black - Mean old Grinch Brian Wall
1 e4?
This ain't Fort Collins, son.
1 ... e5 2 Nf3?
Wrong workshop
2 ... Nc6 3 Bb5?
and you are guaranteed an edge, right?
3 ... Nf6 4 0-0?
but...but...but Kasparov played this ... how can this be wrong?!
4 ... Ng4!!
This ain't Kramnik, that's why!!
How does that Wooden Knight on g4 feel, Jesse?
5 c3 Bc5 6 d4 Bb6 7 B:c6 dc 8 N:e5 N:e5 9 de Qh4 10 Qf3 Bg4 11 Qg3 Q:g3 12 hg 0-0-0 13 Bg5
Chess for Juniors Training Parrot
Awk! Bring a piece out with every move! Awk! Connect your rooks!
Awk! Innovation in the Breyer variation! Awk! Watch out for the windmill!
13 ... Rd3 14 a4 R:g3
Let me hear again what they are teaching you in Fort Collins again, boy?
15 a5 Bf3
Boo!
16 Jesse resigns ??
The great thing about being a Chessmaster is that you can scare these little booked up fish with shadow threats. It is true I have a winning ending after 16 ab R:g2+ 17 Kh1 R:g5+ 18 Kh2 Re8!! 19 Rg1 ( only way to prevent 19 ... Re6-g6 mate ) R:g1 but Jesse would be perfectly fine after 16 N:d2 - Nunn's Chess Openings don't cover perseverance and fighting spirit. Jesse's High School Football nickname was "Quitter" and I see why.
[Event "ICC 5 0 u"]
[Site "Internet Chess Club"]
[Date "2002.10.31"]
[Round "-"]
[White "JCSuperstar"]
[Black "brianwall"]
[Result "0-1"]
[ICCResult "White resigns"]
[WhiteElo "2236"]
[BlackElo "2018"]
[Opening "Ruy Lopez: Berlin defense, 4.O-O"]
[ECO "C65"]
[NIC "RL.07"]
[Time "16:57:44"]
[TimeControl "300+0"]
1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 Nf6 4. O-O Ng4 5. c3 Bc5 6. d4 Bb6
7. Bxc6 dxc6 8. Nxe5 Nxe5 9. dxe5 Qh4 10. Qf3 Bg4 11. Qg3 Qxg3
12. hxg3 O-O-O 13. Bg5 Rd3 14. a4 Rxg3 15. a5 Bf3
{White resigns} 0-1
Opening - Fishing Pole
White - Chess for Juniors Superstar Andrew Smith of Wyoming
Andrew's highest ICC Blitz rating was last month, 2200 - his highest ICC standard ( slow Chess ) rating was 2199.
Black - Mean old Grinch Brian Wall
1 e4?
wrong time
1 ... e5 2 Nf3?
wrong place
2 ... Nc6 3 Bb5?
wrong guy
3 ... Nf6
4 0-0??
entering the inevitable coffin as smugly as a vampire at daybreak - the pawn trio h2,g2,f2 is the casket, the f1-rook is the coffin-lid and the king is the walking dead.
4 ... Ng4!!
The wooden stake!
5 d4!
Here I imagine a parrot in a cage at the Chess for Juniors compound squawking - " Awk! Wing attack-central break. Awk! Wing attack-central break. Awk! Jesse want a cracker ".
Awk! develop your pieces! Awk! knights before bishops! Awk! rook = 5 Awk! control the center! Awk! passed pawns must be pushed!
5 ... ed 6 N:d4 h5!
I learned this trick from playing Robert Ramirez - after 6 ... Bc5 he would frustrate my attack with 7 c3 and I would have trouble breaking through - so I sneakily waited for him to play 7 Nc3 and then I played ... Bc5.
7 Nc3??
What the hell are they teaching these kids in Fort Collins-to develop their pieces and connect their rooks!? - shudder.
7 ... Bc5!! 8 N:c6!!
Central break, more development, capture a piece and threaten my queen - everything seems to be going fine for young Andrew. Robert Ramirez usually favors 8 Nb3!!
8 ... Qh4!!
How do you like that move, you little Chess for Juniors punk!
9 Bf4!!
Best. 9 h3 Qg3 does not work out too well.
9 ... B:f2+!!
This may be a record - usually by move 9, already 5 moves deep into the Fishing Pole, I would have several winning moves by now - I was stunned to discover that I merely had one winning line - I was reeling from the shock of 9 ... either pawn takes knight 10 Bg3 or 9 ... N:f2 10 Qd5!! - such a paucity destroyed my normal Fishing Pole comfort zone - luckily I remembered a Martial Arts film of a combatant picking up an opponent and throwing him to the ground - immeditaely the man who did the throwing collapsed. No one at the scene could figure out what they just saw. The camera revealed that as the victor was being hoisted in the air, he unleashed a devastating counterblow too quick for the audience to see but completely effective nonetheless. It was in the same spirit that the c5-bishop torpedoed the f2-submarine.
10 Kh1!!
The juicy alternative 10 R:f2 Q:f2+ 11 Kh1 Q:f4 12 g3 Qe3 did not appeal to our young warrior.
10 ... N:h2!! 11 B:h2!!
Grabbing material as programmed and rejecting the feeble defense 11Bg5 Q:g5 12 R:f2 Ng4 13 Qf3 and I have the usual long list of winning suspects.
11 ... Bg3!!
Ooh - mate in 2.
So Andrew followed the classical principles very well and is to be commended for following all the rules - the only trouble is - his opponent played Chess!
[Site "Internet Chess Club"]
[Date "2002.12.03"]
[Round "-"]
[White "drewmister"]
[Black "brianwall"]
[Result "0-1"]
[ICCResult "White resigns"]
[WhiteElo "2200"]
[BlackElo "2071"]
[Opening "Ruy Lopez: Berlin defense, 4.O-O"]
[ECO "C65"]
[NIC "RL.07"]
[Time "19:09:20"]
[TimeControl "300+0"]
1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 Nf6 4. O-O Ng4 5. d4 exd4 6. Nxd4 h5 7. Nc3 Bc5
8. Nxc6 Qh4 9. Bf4 Bxf2+ 10. Kh1 Nxh2 11. Bxh2 Bg3 {White resigns} 0-1
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All right, you say, that was a fluke, Andrew was just unlucky. Any Chess for Juniors kid worth his salt ought to be able to whack that stupid Fishing Pole. Sigh. You don't know how much I would like you to be right. These kids are National Champions, for Heaven's sake!
I can see that you still don't believe me. OK, fine, I will have to present more evidence.
Opening - Fishing Pole
White - Chess for Juniors Superstar Jesse Cohen
Jesse's highest ICC Blitz rating was 2303 in November 2002
Black - Mean old Grinch Brian Wall
1 e4?
This ain't Fort Collins, son.
1 ... e5 2 Nf3?
Wrong workshop
2 ... Nc6 3 Bb5?
and you are guaranteed an edge, right?
3 ... Nf6 4 0-0?
but...but...but Kasparov played this ... how can this be wrong?!
4 ... Ng4!!
This ain't Kramnik, that's why!!
How does that Wooden Knight on g4 feel, Jesse?
5 c3 Bc5 6 d4 Bb6 7 B:c6 dc 8 N:e5 N:e5 9 de Qh4 10 Qf3 Bg4 11 Qg3 Q:g3 12 hg 0-0-0 13 Bg5
Chess for Juniors Training Parrot
Awk! Bring a piece out with every move! Awk! Connect your rooks!
Awk! Innovation in the Breyer variation! Awk! Watch out for the windmill!
13 ... Rd3 14 a4 R:g3
Let me hear again what they are teaching you in Fort Collins again, boy?
15 a5 Bf3
Boo!
16 Jesse resigns ??
The great thing about being a Chessmaster is that you can scare these little booked up fish with shadow threats. It is true I have a winning ending after 16 ab R:g2+ 17 Kh1 R:g5+ 18 Kh2 Re8!! 19 Rg1 ( only way to prevent 19 ... Re6-g6 mate ) R:g1 but Jesse would be perfectly fine after 16 N:d2 - Nunn's Chess Openings don't cover perseverance and fighting spirit. Jesse's High School Football nickname was "Quitter" and I see why.
[Event "ICC 5 0 u"]
[Site "Internet Chess Club"]
[Date "2002.10.31"]
[Round "-"]
[White "JCSuperstar"]
[Black "brianwall"]
[Result "0-1"]
[ICCResult "White resigns"]
[WhiteElo "2236"]
[BlackElo "2018"]
[Opening "Ruy Lopez: Berlin defense, 4.O-O"]
[ECO "C65"]
[NIC "RL.07"]
[Time "16:57:44"]
[TimeControl "300+0"]
1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 Nf6 4. O-O Ng4 5. c3 Bc5 6. d4 Bb6
7. Bxc6 dxc6 8. Nxe5 Nxe5 9. dxe5 Qh4 10. Qf3 Bg4 11. Qg3 Qxg3
12. hxg3 O-O-O 13. Bg5 Rd3 14. a4 Rxg3 15. a5 Bf3
{White resigns} 0-1