Originally posted by Mad Rook
My apologies to Krusty, wherever he is tonight.
Krusty is in The Hague facing crimes against humanity charges. That was the theme of last week's "Simpsons". He was informed that he won the Nobel Peace Prize but it was a ruse to get him on a plane which, rather than landing in Oslo, landed in The Hague.
Krusty had to demonstrate one act of humanitarian love to be acquitted. Turns out he did a gig in Sun City South Africa during the Apartheid Era but refused to perform because his dressing room lacked two kinds of sandwiches as stipulated in this performance contract. He refused to perform and, three days later, Nelson Mandela was released from prison. This remarkable coincidence was accepted by the international court and the charges were dismissed.