This from a 2257 rated?
"I just started playing chess and I'm still not sure how all the pieces move correctly, he he he. I couldn't beat Bobby Fisher's unborn child, lol." 8/4/08 update. I wrote this section over 2 years ago when I joined and my rating was set @ 1200. I've been playing chess since 12. I'm 48 now. I have 38 chess books, 19 of them on the opening alone. Of course my rating has been steadily going up. I had a hard time getting people to play me when I joined, hence the sarcastic "about me"
Originally posted by SquelchbelchI have always liked this one, from a 2193 rated player:
This from a 2257 rated?
"I just started playing chess and I'm still not sure how all the pieces move correctly, he he he. I couldn't beat Bobby Fisher's unborn child, lol." 8/4/08 update. I wrote this section over 2 years ago when I joined and my rating was set @ 1200. I've been playing chess since 12. I'm 48 now. I have 38 chess books, 19 of them ...[text shortened]... a hard time getting people to play me when I joined, hence the sarcastic "about me"
"I am a Doctor who recently got interested in this wonderful game of Chess.Recently I have read a lot of about chess. My greatest Chess hero is Vishwanathan Anand from India."
I like this one...
"Thanks for looking at my profile. Unfortunately I'm serving a life sentence for domestic violence. Part of my rehabilitation was recommended by my psychiatrist. She asked me to find a hobby that exercised my mind. So here I am playing chess when ever I can from the prison library (it's one of the few sites I have access too). I used to be the prison chess champion, but after an argument with a fellow inmate and a small stabbing incident afterwards I had my privileges revoked."
Originally posted by thaughbaerthat's not funny at all.
I like this one...
"Thanks for looking at my profile. Unfortunately I'm serving a life sentence for domestic violence. Part of my rehabilitation was recommended by my psychiatrist. She asked me to find a hobby that exercised my mind. So here I am playing chess when ever I can from the prison library (it's one of the few sites I have access too). I used ...[text shortened]... with a fellow inmate and a small stabbing incident afterwards I had my privileges revoked."
