Originally posted by moonbusMoonbus, Try Thousand Island dressing on scrambled eggs. Might be deemed slightly less uncouth.
I like ketchup on scrambled eggs. She Who Must Be Obeyed thinks this is uncouth. Sometimes I do it in secret, so as not to offend her. No, that's a lie. I do it in secret to avoid her reproachful grimace.
Ketchup makes me keep secrets from my wife -- now that's weird, coming from a tomato.