How do I improve my chess?

I'm pretty sure the greasy teenager who flips burgers would love to have my life.

I wake up at 2pm.

I go to the beer store at 3pm.

I play Chess or watch Hockey or play with myself.

God has blessed me.

Originally posted by thadeusman
At least my dad makes more than your wife.

LMAO

OLD SCHOOL EH?

Originally posted by chessiswar
LMAO

OLD SCHOOL EH?

I hope you have a divorce and start flipping burgers😛

I can definitely see where if they have kids, he'll be out the door. Either that or he'll find a job flipping burgers to pay another person to babysit the kid.

My wife wants me to be the stay at home dad.

Keep trying losers.

I made it big and you punks go to work tomorrow HAHAHAHAHAH

WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE NON SUB SCUMBAGS WHO ATTACK ME?

Enjoy your good life until the baby comes. You might want to consider taking a vacation for a couple of weeks without your wife and getting a vasectomy.

If you think you've escaped work by being a stay at home dad, you are sadly mistaken. When the baby screamed at night, I would tell my wife to go get the kid and go back to sleep.

But then maybe you can convince your wife that you should get a Nanny.

Originally posted by chessiswar
My wife wants me to be the stay at home dad.

Keep trying losers.

I made it big and you punks go to work tomorrow HAHAHAHAHAH

Whats wrong with work? Some of us have been smart enough to choose an occupation that brings us fulfillment... you have no purpose in life right now. You are living for yourself alone and to bring yourself hollow pleasure, that will all disappear when your poor wife finally leaves you and you realise what a slob you are.

Keep playing with yourself.
(not the kind of thing id advise the usual married man, but in your special case... well lets just say i dont want to know the awful details as to why it still entertains you so much)

We have enough money for a nanny.

Keep trying workin man.

Ahh...tomorrow is Monday...think i'll sleep in till....4pm.

Originally posted by Momento Mori
Whats wrong with work? Some of us have been smart enough to choose an occupation that brings us fulfillment... you have no purpose in life right now. You are living for yourself alone and to bring yourself hollow pleasure, that will all disappear when your poor wife finally leaves you and you realise what a slob you are.

Keep playing with yourself. ...[text shortened]... l lets just say i dont want to know the awful details as to why it still entertains you so much)

And your job is?

Of course you will have to prove it to us.

NON SUB SCUM BAGS.

GO PLAY AT YAHOO.

But i could say anything now couldnt i? And how would i prove it, would you believe me?
Besides the specifics are irrelevent, if im an author, social worker, doctor, driving instructor... its still producing something society needs. Where you are simply wasting space, and most probably left porn addict off your list of things to do.

Mommy would be so proud.

So you can't prove it....

Sad....

Have fun at work tomorrow. 😛

I will.

Have fun goofing off, losing chess games, sucking at life... and playing with yourself instead of your wife tomorow...