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i just learnt somethin big!!

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In the best opening ever thread a bunch of people said the spanish defense was the best.i looked it up and couldnt find it so then i was messin around the opening database thing on the website and i figured out the ruy lopez and spanish defense are the same thing!!

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Wow you are a bright one.

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Originally posted by Blitz00
Wow you are a bright one.
😵 flash flash shine shine

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Originally posted by trallphaz
In the best opening ever thread a bunch of people said the spanish defense was the best.i looked it up and couldnt find it so then i was messin around the opening database thing on the website and i figured out the ruy lopez and spanish defense are the same thing!!
Hate to tell ya, but the Ruy Lopez ain't a defense.

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Originally posted by no1marauder
Hate to tell ya, but the Ruy Lopez ain't a defense.
Doh

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Originally posted by no1marauder
Hate to tell ya, but the Ruy Lopez ain't a defense.
its the spanish defence isnt it? isnt it?! tell me it is!!?!!! what is this world coming to when we cant name some (i assume) spanish guy after a defense!!!!!!??? someone help me. i do think this is life altering. i thought i had made a discovery.😕😠😳:'(😲 so many emotions flood me now!! heeeeellllpppppppp.



























ok im done now.

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Aye Carumba!

Some Spanish guy (Ruy Lopez) didn't discover anything. He just wrote it down in a book which was widely distributed. The opening had actually been documented quite some time before Ruy Lopez wrote it down. Similar to people thinking Ford invented the car or Dr. Salk finding the Polio cure.

The guy didn't really make any huge contribution to chess. His other theories, such as position the board so the sun shines in your opponents eyes, didn't make an impact on the chess community.

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By the way, it's not a defence and Ruy Lopez and Spanish are the same thing. 😉

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Originally posted by trallphaz
In the best opening ever thread a bunch of people said the spanish defense was the best.i looked it up and couldnt find it so then i was messin around the opening database thing on the website and i figured out the ruy lopez and spanish defense are the same thing!!
Its official. I am no longer reading your threads.

Regards,

D

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Originally posted by trallphaz
In the best opening ever thread a bunch of people said the spanish defense was the best.i looked it up and couldnt find it so then i was messin around the opening database thing on the website and i figured out the ruy lopez and spanish defense are the same thing!!
Haven't you got some real life friends to share this kind of thing with?

Posting stuff like "hey guys i just breathed in some oxygen what do you think is the best gas?" is just irritating.

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Originally posted by Saint Nick
His other theories, such as position the board so the sun shines in your opponents eyes, didn't make an impact on the chess community.
Not a vast amount of help in a correspondence game.

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I got a great one for you. A knight attacks the opposite color of squares then the one he is standing on at the moment. So if he's on a black square, he attacks white squares. And then on the next move he goes to a white square.

So remeber a knight moves from white to black then white then black, or black to white to black (alternate colors) and he attacks the opposite color square then the one he is standing on at the current time.

You can use that in your games.

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Originally posted by RahimK
I got a great one for you. A knight attacks the opposite color of squares then the one he is standing on at the moment. So if he's on a black square, he attacks white squares. And then on the next move he goes to a white square.

So remeber a knight moves from white to black then white then black, or black to white to black (alternate colors) and he atta ...[text shortened]... or square then the one he is standing on at the current time.

You can use that in your games.
everyone knows that

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Originally posted by trallphaz
its the spanish defence isnt it? isnt it?! tell me it is!!?!!!
Not everything in life is Black and White.

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Originally posted by dottewell
"hey guys i just breathed in some oxygen what do you think is the best gas?"
This place generates a lot of methane.


(Zoo joke no. 177.)