I need a hitman to take out a rival

After suffering a draw in a rather boring French defence, i faced my opponents English,
and getting a good position i succumbed after forty or so moves to a silly oversight,
then in our last game i got destroyed. Therefore coming to the conclusion that I am
not a worthy foe i request that one of the better players take him out, currently he is
rated 1780s, pm me if interested, regards robbie

(Nimzo, Legget, GP anyone, you must avenge my honour)

I'd love to try to avenge your honor as long as I'm white.

PS. We can talk about financial compensation later. ;-)

Originally posted by yashin
I'd love to try to avenge your honor as long as I'm white.

PS. We can talk about financial compensation later. ;-)

you da man, ill pm you the details, my adversary must be humbled! please dont let me down 007!

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
After suffering a draw in a rather boring French defence, i faced my opponents English,
and getting a good position i succumbed after forty or so moves to a silly oversight,
then in our last game i got destroyed. Therefore coming to the conclusion that I am
not a worthy foe i request that one of the better players take him out, currently he is ...[text shortened]... s, pm me if interested, regards robbie

(Nimzo, Legget, GP anyone, you must avenge my honour)

Here's a suggestion: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgard_Colle 😉

Originally posted by Paul Leggett
Here's a suggestion: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgard_Colle 😉

yes but i need someone living, never the less i have an agent on the case, if he, gulp,
doesn't make it back, i may require your services. 🙂

Perhaps you could use a ouija board to decide moves...

Originally posted by nimzo5
Perhaps you could use a ouija board to decide moves...

mmm interesting idea, it might as well be a ouiji board for all i know.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
mmm interesting idea, it might as well be a ouiji board for all i know.

I heard Ouiji 2.0 uses tablebases and has a better endgame.