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    02 May '07 21:42
    Originally posted by adramforall
    Are you saying that players with ratings above 3,000 are?
    Players currently above 3000 are God, Allah, Buddah and The Great Spirit.

    These of course are the last available ratings.
  2. Standard memberDutch Defense
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    02 May '07 21:50
    Originally posted by Forum Moderator
    players with ratings below 3000 aren't qualified to make cheating alegations in the forums.

    If you have suspicions please PM the game moderator or send site feedback.
    Why not? (Just curious) 😕
  3. Standard memberDragon Fire
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    02 May '07 21:51
    Originally posted by veager
    Players currently above 3000 are God, Allah, Buddah and The Great Spirit.

    These of course are the last available ratings.
    What about Satan? Doesn't he play chess?
  4. EDMONTON ALBERTA
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    02 May '07 21:52
    Originally posted by Forum Moderator
    players with ratings below 3000 aren't qualified to make cheating alegations in the forums.

    If you have suspicions please PM the game moderator or send site feedback.
    God has spoken 😵
  5. EDMONTON ALBERTA
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    02 May '07 21:53
    Originally posted by Dragon Fire
    What about Satan? Doesn't he play chess?
    Yes, he plays the sicillian! lol
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    02 May '07 21:53
    Hey don't turn this into a circus. Go to the General Forum for horsing around. This was a newbie who panicked into starting the thread.
  7. Standard memberDutch Defense
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    02 May '07 21:53
    Originally posted by ChessJester
    Yes, he plays the sicillian! lol
    No, he plays the Grob! LOL
  8. THORNINYOURSIDE
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    02 May '07 21:56
    Originally posted by J4z
    but is there a list of people you swear are using a computer....

    I think we all use computers here. 😛

    Some evil people however, use chess engines which is a differemt matter.
  9. Edmonton, Alberta
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    02 May '07 21:581 edit
    Originally posted by Dragon Fire
    What about Satan? Doesn't he play chess?
    Satan quit playing chess after God laid the smack down.

    http://www.chessbase.com/newsdetail.asp?newsid=2833

    This is proof that the Caro-Kann is the Devil's opening!

    Till next time,

    R K
  10. Joined
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    02 May '07 21:59
    Originally posted by RahimK
    Satan quited playing chess after God laid the smack down.

    http://www.chessbase.com/newsdetail.asp?newsid=2833

    This is proof that the Caro-Kann is the Devil's opening!

    Till next time,

    R K
    "quited?"
  11. Edmonton, Alberta
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    02 May '07 22:001 edit
    Originally posted by veager
    Players currently above 3000 are God, Allah, Buddah and The Great Spirit.

    These of course are the last available ratings.
    Super GM + Chess program (Limited use) = approx. 3200.

    Anand + chess program vs another Super GM vs Chess Program achieve this awhile ago.

    Check chessbase for more info.

    RK
  12. Edmonton, Alberta
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    02 May '07 22:01
    Originally posted by cmsMaster
    "quited?"
    You got me. Nice call.
  13. EDMONTON ALBERTA
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    02 May '07 22:18
    Originally posted by RahimK
    Satan quit playing chess after God laid the smack down.

    http://www.chessbase.com/newsdetail.asp?newsid=2833

    This is proof that the Caro-Kann is the Devil's opening!

    Till next time,

    R K
    haha thats awesome... "And the Queen, being a true lady, began her life with color coordinating." 😵
  14. Edmonton, Alberta
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    02 May '07 22:22
    Originally posted by ChessJester
    haha thats awesome... "And the Queen, being a true lady, began her life with color coordinating." 😵
    In the beginning, there was the board. And the board was empty and monochromatic. And God divided the board into black and white, and he called the white “light squares” and the black “dark squares” and he placed the light and dark squares in alternating order. And he ruled that the light square should always go to the right, even though people did not always heed this decree. And he saw that it was good.

    But the board was empty, and no fish or game trotted its squares. And God created the pawns, and made them black and white. And he placed the white pawns and the black pawns in two rows, facing each other, but not too close, to keep the center clear for a future battle. And the pawns became the soul of the game, and he saw that it was good.



    I came home, turned on the tv and saw that it was good.
    Grabbed some chips and started eating and saw that it was good.
    etc....

    Hilarious.
  15. EDMONTON ALBERTA
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    02 May '07 22:33
    Yes I read the whole thing... now I'm going to e-mail him and tell him that it was a wonderful read and an even more wonderful game. 🙂
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