Originally posted by greenpawn34
Take your pick.
Combining this with the "unsporting behaviour" thread... if she turns up dressed in a top like that, stare at them
. And continue to stare until it starts distracting and offending her, not you. If she complains, calmly inform her that she
turned up dressed like that, and young lady, I just bent that word to its breaking point, and you don't expect me to stare away
from the board, do you? Now be quiet and play unless you want me to get the TD.
And then enjoy the view for the (probably short, alas) rest of the game.
And if she doesn't complain... well, then she's a real
chess player, and she'll play a good game.