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  1. 17 Oct '10 21:00
    Take your pick.

    http://www.chessville.com/GC/OnWomen.htm


    http://www.chessville.com/GC/OnWomen2.htm
  2. 17 Oct '10 21:06 / 1 edit
    Originally posted by greenpawn34
    Take your pick.

    http://www.chessville.com/GC/OnWomen.htm


    http://www.chessville.com/GC/OnWomen2.htm
    #2.

    Dubious thread title though 😉
  3. 17 Oct '10 21:10
    If people would learn to think about more things in life than sex they wouldn't have this problem. What happened to equal rights?
  4. 17 Oct '10 23:57
    Originally posted by greenpawn34
    Take your pick.

    http://www.chessville.com/GC/OnWomen.htm


    http://www.chessville.com/GC/OnWomen2.htm
    mmm kissy kissy!
  5. 18 Oct '10 03:08 / 1 edit
    Originally posted by robbie carrobie
    mmm kissy kissy!
    can i retract my kissy kissy and change it to, ugh man they are horrible! its a matter of life and death, probably mine!
  6. Standard member Thabtos
    I am become Death
    18 Oct '10 03:31
    The model types* are the reason they'll never get rid of the WIM WGM titles.


    *not counting Zoolander Carlsen, of course.
  7. 18 Oct '10 03:42
    were they different? =P
  8. 18 Oct '10 09:34
    Originally posted by Darax The Good
    were they different? =P
    It's based on a lad I know in Bells.

    All depends how he feels and what he has been drinking.
    One day he is totally against something...the next day he is all for it.

    Have a feeling (I have heard mutterings) the first is how a few players
    feel but never had the nerve to say it. 😉

    To me chess players are chess players don't really care what they
    look like or where they came from....except computers. Next they are
    getting it big time, and I mean big time, them and opening books.
  9. 18 Oct '10 11:26
    Your wife approves?
  10. 18 Oct '10 12:51 / 1 edit
    She has no say in the matter. This is Chess.

    Rule 1:

    I don't interfere with the housework. She does not interfere with the Chess.

    Rule 2:

    When ever I want to....sorry have to leave it for now,,,got to wash the dishes.
  11. 18 Oct '10 14:51
    trouble is with girls is that they're not guys, and so are immediately more distracting. When a girl can play chess it's like a 2 beer advantage. If she can play well that's 3 beers straight away.

    Find yourself sitting opposite one for 4 hours and it's difficult not to play like a drunk kid with attention deficit disorder. It becomes tempting to hang a rook on a1 just to see her lean across. Men should not be expected to play under these conditions!
  12. 18 Oct '10 15:43
    Originally posted by greenpawn34
    It's based on a lad I know in Bells.

    Have a feeling (I have heard mutterings) the first is how a few players
    feel but never had the nerve to say it. 😉

    The players that feel that way are the fools who think that comeliness is inversely proportionate to intelligence. IE hot women have to be stupid. The fact is that hot women make all the men around them stupid.
  13. 18 Oct '10 19:24
    The inspiring bloke in Bells is not a chess player. Just a punter.

    My real main gripe with female chess players is they never buy a round.
    Elaine Rutherford is the only girl player I've ever managed to sponge a pint out of.
  14. 18 Oct '10 20:54
    Originally posted by greenpawn34
    Take your pick.

    http://www.chessville.com/GC/OnWomen.htm


    http://www.chessville.com/GC/OnWomen2.htm
    Combining this with the "unsporting behaviour" thread... if she turns up dressed in a top like that, stare at them. And continue to stare until it starts distracting and offending her, not you. If she complains, calmly inform her that she turned up dressed like that, and young lady, I just bent that word to its breaking point, and you don't expect me to stare away from the board, do you? Now be quiet and play unless you want me to get the TD.

    And then enjoy the view for the (probably short, alas) rest of the game.

    And if she doesn't complain... well, then she's a real chess player, and she'll play a good game.

    Richard