Please help defeated annoying boyfriend!

pinkisme

Only Chess

09 Jan 06 17:36

pinkisme

Joined: 05 Jan 06
Moves: 580

09 Jan 06 17:36

Hi,

I am currently having my bum kicked by my arrogant boyfriend! He keeps rubbing it in that he wins me all the time.

Is there any nice women out there who would like to help me shut this bloke up for good?

Thanks!!

Grandmouster

ChessObsessed

Earth

Joined: 07 Mar 05
Moves: 21049

09 Jan 06 17:41

Originally posted by pinkisme
Hi,

I am currently having my bum kicked by my arrogant boyfriend! He keeps rubbing it in that he wins me all the time.

Is there any nice women out there who would like to help me shut this bloke up for good?

Thanks!!

Just like a woman scorned. Instead of toughing it out and learning the game like us "blokes" they want a quick revenge strike.
Pick up a chess book, and read it.
This way you can have the satisfaction of actually beating him, instead of a quick fix, which will lead to animosity later in the relationship

RahimK

Edmonton, Alberta

Joined: 25 Nov 04
Moves: 2101

09 Jan 06 19:10

Only Chess thread. Go post in the Help thread under the title Revenge or something.

Weadley

NONE

WORK

Joined: 07 Jan 05
Moves: 38272

09 Jan 06 20:00

Play in the nude only...
He will never concentrate well again at the board.

dottewell

Joined: 12 Jun 05
Moves: 14671

09 Jan 06 20:11

What's an "isme"?

Grandmouster

ChessObsessed

Earth

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09 Jan 06 20:25

Originally posted by dottewell
What's an "isme"?

it looks like the handle is "pink is me" all in one word

buddy2

Hainesport, NJ, USA

Joined: 22 Jun 04
Moves: 17527

10 Jan 06 02:43

Oh, dear. I'm afraid where this request will lead...

powershaker

Hinesville, GA

Joined: 17 Aug 05
Moves: 12500

10 Jan 06 21:39

Originally posted by pinkisme
Hi,

I am currently having my bum kicked by my arrogant boyfriend! He keeps rubbing it in that he wins me all the time.

Is there any nice women out there who would like to help me shut this bloke up for good?

Thanks!!

Geez. Women who play chess are so sexy!

Bowmann

Non-Subscriber

RHP IQ

Joined: 17 Mar 05
Moves: 1345

10 Jan 06 23:16

Originally posted by pinkisme
He keeps rubbing it in that he wins me all the time.

Then you must simply refuse to be the prize any longer.

Timothy2005

Joined: 26 Apr 05
Moves: 1462

11 Jan 06 00:49

Jeez, she's violent.

zeeblebot

silicon valley

Joined: 27 Oct 04
Moves: 101289

11 Jan 06 03:06

Originally posted by pinkisme
Hi,

I am currently having my bum kicked by my arrogant boyfriend! He keeps rubbing it in that he wins me all the time.

Is there any nice women out there who would like to help me shut this bloke up for good?

Thanks!!

here you go ... whup his butt ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_strategy_and_tactics

dottewell

Joined: 12 Jun 05
Moves: 14671

11 Jan 06 15:18

Originally posted by Grandmouster
it looks like the handle is "pink is me" all in one word

Disappointing.