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MontyMoose

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There's a skull sitting in my inbox, just waiting to be clicked. My finger's on the mouse button and I'm ready to go. But that skull is from a game with my wife of thirty years. She's sitting in the living room watching "Law and Order" and says she doesn't want to move today. I told her I was going to time her out. She said there would be trouble if I did. I don't want to end up with a giant beer can falling on my head like in those commericials if I whimp out. I got to take that skull, don't I? Right?

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
There's a skull sitting in my inbox, just waiting to be clicked. My finger's on the mouse button and I'm ready to go. But that skull is from a game with my wife of thirty years. She's sitting in the living room watching "Law and Order" and says she doesn't want to move today. I told her I was going to time her out. She said there would be trouble if I did ...[text shortened]... ad like in those commericials if I whimp out. I got to take that skull, don't I? Right?
A chessplaying wife? Come on, ya think we just fell off the turnip truck? πŸ˜›

MontyMoose

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Originally posted by Mad Rook
A chessplaying wife? Come on, ya think we just fell off the turnip truck? πŸ˜›
Oh brother, Mad Rook, she saw your post and you just made the s**t list too.

p.s. she says to send her a game "cruzita"

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
Oh brother, Mad Rook, she saw your post and you just made the s**t list too.

p.s. she says to send her a game "cruzita"
LOL!!!

In that case, DON'T CLICK THE SKULL! It sounds like she's not one to be crossed. πŸ™‚

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
There's a skull sitting in my inbox, just waiting to be clicked. My finger's on the mouse button and I'm ready to go. But that skull is from a game with my wife of thirty years. She's sitting in the living room watching "Law and Order" and says she doesn't want to move today. I told her I was going to time her out. She said there would be trouble if I did ad like in those commericials if I whimp out. I got to take that skull, don't I? Right?
Normally I'd say yes! yes! yes!, but in this case, no! no! no!

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The Gentleman thing to do is Resign, and beg fogiveness for challenging her chessness!

Then take her to dinner to celebrate her victory.

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Originally posted by niloc
The Gentleman thing to do is Resign, and beg fogiveness for challenging her chessness!

Then take her to dinner to celebrate her victory.
Skull Her. Hmmmm I Like the way that sounds

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PROV 25:24 It is better to dwell in the corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman and in a wide house.-translation- you dont have the sack.

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Black Mark

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smart man. I see she made her move

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Isn't the question really: Sex or No Sex?

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Originally posted by PsychoPawn
Isn't the question really: Sex or No Sex?
ahh yes the real root to all evil rises its ugly head once again😏

MontyMoose

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Thanks for the advice, guys. Yeah, we're going to play on (both on and off the board), but now I'm going to beat her as bad as I can.

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
Thanks for the advice, guys. Yeah, we're going to play on (both on and off the board), but now I'm going to beat her as bad as I can.
beat or spank?

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Originally posted by epic0002
beat or spank?
He did say both on and off the board πŸ˜‰ (maybe with the board!?!?)

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