Somedays I just plain stink at chess!

C'mon! You know what I'm talking about!
I missed mate in one Over the Board last night!
I missed my opponents mate in one here yesterday.
I missed the fact that my rook was hanging yesterday too.
It was a sad little day for me.:'(

Originally posted by Weadley
C'mon! You know what I'm talking about!
I missed mate in one Over the Board last night!
I missed my opponents mate in one here yesterday.
I missed the fact that my rook was hanging yesterday too.
It was a sad little day for me.:'(

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Is this a poem?
From a peon?
Cheer up you,
We have bad days too.
Every day is a bad day,
When it comes to my poems.

I may have had a sad little day but your poem is pure tragedy!

You two wouldn't know,
good poetry from your own big toe.
I'm taking my skills where,
My artistry will make me a millionaire.
It is dark near you,
You may be eaten by a grue.

EDIT: Update for funny.

Originally posted by Weadley
I may have had a sad little day but your poem is pure tragedy!

I think I need a beer more then ever now!
Is it lunch time yet?

I was planning to join the general bemoaning of uncharacteristic blunders, tactical oversights, and general cock-ups. I didn't realise poetry was compulsory.