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Somedays I just plain stink at chess!

Somedays I just plain stink at chess!

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C'mon! You know what I'm talking about!
I missed mate in one Over the Board last night!
I missed my opponents mate in one here yesterday.
I missed the fact that my rook was hanging yesterday too.
It was a sad little day for me.:'(

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Originally posted by Weadley
C'mon! You know what I'm talking about!
I missed mate in one Over the Board last night!
I missed my opponents mate in one here yesterday.
I missed the fact that my rook was hanging yesterday too.
It was a sad little day for me.:'(
Is this a poem?
From a peon?
Cheer up you,
We have bad days too.
Every day is a bad day,
When it comes to my poems.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Is this a poem?
From a peon?
Cheer up you,
We have bad days too.
Every day is a bad day,
When it comes to my poems.
too true..

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I may have had a sad little day but your poem is pure tragedy!

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You two wouldn't know,
good poetry from your own big toe.
I'm taking my skills where,
My artistry will make me a millionaire.
It is dark near you,
You may be eaten by a grue.

EDIT: Update for funny.

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Originally posted by Weadley
I may have had a sad little day but your poem is pure tragedy!
Tragedy
When your rook has gone and you can't go on
It's tragedy
When you mourn your knight and can't sleep at night
It's hard to bear
When your pawn chain you planned is goin' nowhere
Tragedy
When you're up till dawn and you lose your pawn
It's tragedy
When your king cries and you don't know why
It's hard to bear
When your king's in the corner and goin' nowhere

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I think I need a beer more then ever now!
Is it lunch time yet?

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I was planning to join the general bemoaning of uncharacteristic blunders, tactical oversights, and general cock-ups. I didn't realise poetry was compulsory.