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  1. 02 Jun '08 00:44
  2. 02 Jun '08 01:06
    YES! When my computer gets too sassy we take it out to the basketball court. Four Gig of ram and still can't rebound. 22-0. HOOT. In your monitor face bitcha!
  3. Standard member clandarkfire
    Grammar Nazi
    02 Jun '08 01:27
    my computer was better than me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing
  4. 02 Jun '08 11:21
    Yes, like taking 30 min to make the 2nd or 3rd move
  5. 29 Jul '08 01:23
    "a computer is a strong thing...without this ... the world would be empty anfd it's goes back to uncivilized universe"...
  6. Standard member menace71
    Can't win a game of
    29 Jul '08 03:59
    Office space baby!! Take the damn thing out to a field and lay a beat down on that ******!!! Man I love that movie


    Manny
  7. 29 Jul '08 06:13
    When my computer is about to win a game, I just pull the plug and let it lose on time.
  8. 29 Jul '08 08:13
    Originally posted by menace71
    Office space baby!! Take the damn thing out to a field and lay a beat down on that ******!!! Man I love that movie


    Manny
    Right on, great movie.
  9. 29 Jul '08 22:50
    Ctrl+Alt+Del --> end process
  10. Standard member Wulebgr
    Angler
    29 Jul '08 23:30
    Fritz gets mad when I take back moves. The more often I do it, the greater "his" consternation.
  11. Subscriber AThousandYoung
    Gonzalo de Córdoba
    31 Jul '08 07:34
    My friend learned to hate his Fritz because it would insult and berate him so often.
  12. Subscriber Ponderable On Vacation
    chemist
    31 Jul '08 07:53
    Originally posted by AThousandYoung
    My friend learned to hate his Fritz because it would insult and berate him so often.
    There is an option to switch off comments. (I was relly pissed by the comments, too).
  13. 31 Jul '08 08:52
    My chess program is cheating!
    It's using an engine...
  14. 31 Jul '08 22:52
    Originally posted by FabianFnas
    My chess program is cheating!
    It's using an engine...
    I'm afraid that's a typical chess program for you. They're all cheaters. They also have a digitized version of an opening book they hide from you. Some chess programs cheat with an endgame database as well, I would shun away from playing those.
  15. 31 Jul '08 23:17
    That damn fritz - it always used to talk trash to me too. I deleted its punk ass though, that will learn it some respect!