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Sometimes computer knows to angry with human

Sometimes computer knows to angry with human

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ka

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MontyMoose

New Braunfels, Texas

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YES! When my computer gets too sassy we take it out to the basketball court. Four Gig of ram and still can't rebound. 22-0. HOOT. In your monitor face bitcha!

c
Grammar Nazi

Auschwitz

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my computer was better than me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing😉

A

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Yes, like taking 30 min to make the 2nd or 3rd move

ka

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"a computer is a strong thing...without this ... the world would be empty anfd it's goes back to uncivilized universe"...

menace71
Can't win a game of

38N Lat X 121W Lon

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Office space baby!! Take the damn thing out to a field and lay a beat down on that ******!!! Man I love that movie 🙂


Manny

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When my computer is about to win a game, I just pull the plug and let it lose on time.

L

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Originally posted by menace71
Office space baby!! Take the damn thing out to a field and lay a beat down on that ******!!! Man I love that movie 🙂


Manny
Right on, great movie.

p

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Ctrl+Alt+Del --> end process

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Angler

River City

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Fritz gets mad when I take back moves. The more often I do it, the greater "his" consternation.

AThousandYoung
1st Dan TKD Kukkiwon

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My friend learned to hate his Fritz because it would insult and berate him so often.

Ponderable
chemist

Linkenheim

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
My friend learned to hate his Fritz because it would insult and berate him so often.
There is an option to switch off comments. (I was relly pissed by the comments, too).

F

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My chess program is cheating!
It's using an engine...

p

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Originally posted by FabianFnas
My chess program is cheating!
It's using an engine...
I'm afraid that's a typical chess program for you. They're all cheaters. They also have a digitized version of an opening book they hide from you. Some chess programs cheat with an endgame database as well, I would shun away from playing those.

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Mr T

I pity the fool!

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That damn fritz - it always used to talk trash to me too. I deleted its punk ass though, that will learn it some respect!

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