Originally posted by Diophantus No no no. I have already exceeded my chess budget for the year and my wife has her steely gaze fixed on the back of my head. She also has a frying pan in her hand...
Originally posted by Paul Leggett I married her sister.
Morning brother in law. 84 next week, happy birthday you old (very old) bugger. Why did she marry someone old enough to be her father? Must have been the money I guess. Hmmm, a thought occurs...
Oi! Rook! Pester Leggett here, he's richer than Croesus and getting a bit daft in his old age.